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Trump’s brain is soup

Donald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ during CPAC independent.co.uk/tv/news/donald-trump-melania-wife-cpac-live-b2502010.html

Donald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechindependent.co.uk Former president Donald Trump called Melania ‘Mercedes’ as he praised his wife during a speech in Washington DC. The crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) gave the former First...

I say this a lot but with his patter its functionally impossible to tell if he's actually aware of where and when he is or just reflexively bloviating as he always does in every situation

Is a person who rants about low flow toilets to cover getting confused on the politics of the day really cognitively intact?

Honestly, if I was involved in like five court cases at once where my entire life was being torn down and I faced life in prison, I’d be speaking like a maniac too. Also, he’s always been really dumb.

"Take him seriously not literally" should have been reflexively responded to with "our leaders shouldn't sound like that, though."

No Trump has legal troubles and Biden is old. That's the contrast they set up. Candidates can't have more than one defining negative characteristic or the writers get confused.

I look forward to the week of 10 stories a day on CNN, WaPo and NYT asking if Trump is too old to be president.

Mercedes Schlapp is the wife of CPAC organizer Matt Schlapp. He was probably addressing her (for some reason). Was Melania there? I don't think she was.

Yes. This happened while the crowd was actively giving her a standing ovation. Reading helps.

I read it. I'd love to see a picture or account of Melania at CPAC. Can you find one? I still don't think she was there and would happily eat crow if that's not the case.

Personally I trust a journalist that was in the room over an online rando. Like you can believe what you want?! Why would anyone care

Just curious. A lot of people have the impression that she was there. Would be news if she was.

I’d put it at the consistency of chilled bisque

Might be the age

It used to be tapioca pudding but now it's definitely soup.

As a Centrist™ i think he could be an ok president but i have legitimate questions about his age, you see

He made that mistake even though he had notes with the names of his family members to remind him.

Poo soup

Consommé actually.

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mmm, soup

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