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bob barker 🍉

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Metal dude in a metal mood.
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oh were coming out the gate on sunday fighting huh? god dammit. gonna go allow my normal sunday abuse (f1 and im a checo fan) to happen
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Looked up this companies funding rounds, leading investors are Timothy Cartwright, a Naples FL rich asshole whose entire firm seems to solely invest in regulatory capture plays
Seems like a good time to say that the next season of American Vandal, “A Tale of Today: The Gilded Age,” will prominently feature HBCUs as the vanguard of the fight for education. Morehouse has long been in the crosshairs of Vista Partners, the world’s leading EdTech investor.
Morehouse to be the first university to use virtual AI teaching assistantswww.axios.com The Atlanta HBCU will have AI teaching assistants this fall.
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So the "salmon cannon" that is used to transport fish over dams: it happens with a known and relatively constant average number of fish per day, right? So does that mean that if you plotted how many fish were transported each day it would be a Poisson distribution?
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enjoying some pepper jack cheese. the simple things
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FSD: Federal Sandwich Department
There should be a refrigerator full of sandwiches at every publicly accessible Federal facility. This includes post offices, military recruiting centers, IRS offices, WHATEVER. The sandwiches are not very good, but, & this is KEY, they are absolutely FREE to anyone who wants one no questions asked
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i wish esteban ocon the best in haas, this definitely means sainz to alpine (rnd 2) is a go
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John McEntee Piazzale Loreto Esso Station in Milán challenge 2024
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I dunno man, you’ve managed to tick off a lot of people and be super condescending in one skeet. That’s a pretty big accomplishment
The very worst thing about social media, including this site and the Bad Site and every other site, is the illusion that by posting on it you’re accomplishing anything.
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Well, in the immortal words of [checks] Barack Obama, "don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes
"Executive Time" fell out of the coverage of Donald Trump in the most incredible way. Nobody writing about his quest to become president again ever mentions the fact that he hated the job when he had it and he couldn't and wouldn't really do it!
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im 90% sure you coujld prompt stuff this thing into free ammo
“The automated ammunition dispenser uses artificial intelligence technology to verify a buyer’s identification and age through card scanning and facial recognition software.” 💀
Vending machines selling bullets at grocery storeswww.cleveland.com American Rounds offers vending machines, powered by artificial intelligence, that are selling ammo for guns at grocery stores in Alabama and Oklahoma.
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gotta love the hubris of the center (no, you do not)
Explosive reporting in Le Monde confirms what was apparent all week: Macron resisted the emergence of anti-far-right front after round 1. His PM, Attal, forced it as a fait accompli, & pressured for drop outs to block RN. Even then, Macron made some phone calls to undercut it.
Législatives 2024 : entre l’Elysée et Matignon, tensions sur le front républicainwww.lemonde.fr L’attitude à tenir face à la montée de l’extrême droite a profondément divisé Emmanuel Macron et Gabriel Attal. Leurs stratégies, parfois contraires, se sont parasitées avant le second tour des électi...
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objectively correct ranking
Things are too calm right now…. Official seltzer ranking S Tier - Topo Chico, Polar Good - Waterloo, Liquid Death, Canada Dry, Spindrift Fine - Pellegrino, Bubly If Necessary - La Croix, Perrier
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some guy cooking meth in bellingham is in for a world of surprise
The shipment came up from Sacramento and parked in Federal Way overnight where it was stolen. They found the truck in Kent the next day but it was empty which means somebody has an MLB fireworks display amount of explosives in their house somewhere in the greater Puget Sound area
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I still recall the “everyone drop out and support Biden in the primary” day of 2020. The day that the party decided it wanted the status quo to remain. And remain it has. Funny thing about the status quo is: who is it staying the same for?
The Democratic Party has no good options because they opted to give the public no good options. This is a disaster of their own making and no one has a magic fix for the catastrophe they’ve created. That Trump could be so well positioned is an unthinkable failure of politics.
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Sir Keith is all I will ever refer to him as
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The underlying argument behind every modern American problem is: “but what if black people are helped by this?” And it breaks millions of brains a year
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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I’m so sorry to the brits, the Americans are now getting palace intrigue articles about Sir Keith
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r/economiccollapse is the stock market equivalent of r/rebubble. I will not be expanding upon this
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I have witnessed the worlds worst wallpapers
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