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38 years young, escaping elmo muskrat's shitty ride. Anime, video games, giant robots, roleplay, the fun parts of history. get to know me, I'm fantastic.
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“The player’s avatar is an amnesiac Darth Revan” is a spoiler older than” Luke and Leia are siblings and Vader’s children” was when KOTOR released
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Donald Sutherland did many things, but he has the distinction of doing a Simpsons line read that will be burned into my memory forever.
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“John Wick” (2014) is highly aestheticized emotional trauma porn that happens to have some of the best action sequences ever put to film, interspersed at regular intervals. “John Wick: Chapter 4” (2023), on the other hand, is an action masterpiece that posits if being a wife guy was a super power.
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one of my favorite Behind The Scenes movie facts is: in Say Anything's boombox-held-aloft scene, Cusack, who was big into Fishbone, was playing Fishbone's "Bonin In The Boneyard" and Cameron Crowe overdubbed it bc he was like "yeah it didn't come off as romantic so much as Psychotic Fishbone Fan"
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people are talking about the US cricket thing and like...hello? that's not a big deal. I could beat a cricket, easily. They're so small and not sapient, I would easily defeat one at any task.
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Still thinking about They Live. Truly a movie depicting a Type of Guy which doesn’t exist anymore: someone with a basically reactionary mindset who longs for the True America but who also thinks climate change might be a problem and that killing cops is rad as fuck
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Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”
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‘I NEED A POSTER OF RITA HAYWORTH’
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quite frankly i find it pretty juvenile that people are out here laughing — making jokes — after one of the funniest things in the history of the world happened
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I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote
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Just saw a Cybertruck stop in front of Shop Bar and a girl with a beagle shouted “OMG Jason, it won’t cure your ED” and a voice shouted from the truck “FUCK YOU TRACY ID BEEN DRINKING ALL DAY” She replied “you drank white claws you little bitch” Tracy for Mayor.
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My husband was at Anime North this weekend selling dolls at the con's attached ball-jointed doll dealer's room, and he says the highlight of the con were the four incredibly jacked guys walking around in Anya Forger cosplay. It's a shame he wasn't able to get pics. XD
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new form of ridiculous cybertruck spotted! this one had an instagram handle on the back, and I’m not sure I can think of a worse two word combination than “cybertruck influencer”
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Me, trying to console someone when they’re crying
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Trying out watercolors on regular paper stock to see if I can stop myself from over layering. O'brien, Bashir and Boimler. Inks to come... #StarTrek
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VETERINARIAN: i have good news and bad news SCHRÖDINGER: oh hell yeah
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Australian crime shows are like oh naurrr there’s been a meerda
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studio: it’s a dark, tortured character, perhaps a villain but mistakenly or understandably so, you’ll have to be mysterious, charismatic, violent and occasionally gentle tom hardy: studio: and you get to do a weird little voi- tom hardy: arrite let’s make a film then
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Today I learned Dolph Lungdren has a genius level IQ, speaks five different languages and was set to be a chemical engineer (he had even earned a place at MIT) until one night he randomly got a gig bouncing at a Grace Jones concert and they started fucking and after that he decided not to be a nerd
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Using an image or a gif show a movie you have seen more than ten times.
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Patrolman: Found some shell casings, detective. Det. Gord Gordon: Pour the milk out and bag it.
watching canadian tv in my hotel room and i feel like im hallucinating