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He/him | I call them "bloots"
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Now finding poison swamps in real life. Miyazaki-san, you go too far
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The Inside Out characters in my head
The Inside Out characters in my head
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-Tomorrowland: What if Rapture from Bioshock was cool and good, actually? -Masked and Anonymous: Pretentious, boring, squanders an incredible cast. -The Rise of Skywalker: A Star War has to be *real bad* for me to hate it. -Death at a Funeral: Off-puttingly unfunny to me. Not my kind.
[takes a drag off a candy cigarette] I don't like to go negative, but... -American Beauty. I will go to my grave spitting nails at this movie. -Quarantine. Possibly my most hated movie. Unpleasant nothing. -Summer's Blood. Ugly & hateful & GTFO. -Mystic River. MORE SEAN PENN OVERACTING, PLEASE.
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
If you see this post a photo without explanation
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These two goobers! Maizelton’s first camping trip.
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fun fact about Ki-Adi-Mundi, the actor who plays him looks like this
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Don’t worry about making the world worse for everyone. Just pick one person and make the world worse for them. Or however you want to make the world I guess
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Howeverrrrrrrr, they are very cute
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I never realized I could have such strong feelings about an ocean going vessel.
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This is Maizelton, who we got after losing our old lady dog last year. Still miss her though, she was 16.
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Greatest phone call scene?
Greatest phone call scene?
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It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.
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