John Scalzi: If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris

If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris

I've Never Seen A Straight Banana - Waring's Pennsylvanians - 1927youtu.be Victor record 20562 from 1927.

That was very definitely something.

That's a good way to describe just about any Fred Waring record from that era 🤣

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“Yes! We Have No Bananas” by Billy Jones 1923youtu.be “Yes! We Have No Bananas” by Billy Jones 1923Billy Jones is best known as one half of the Happiness Boys with Ernest Hare. This record is a solo effort by Jo...

Fuck me, the elusive unicorn! A Brexit banana.

'Straight Banana' is you new band name?

That banana has a higher IQ than the average clitoris-denier. And better turgor.

Put some wheels on that thing and send it ‘round the country! 🌭🍌

Repaint a weinermobile into a bananamobile?

There's always money in the banana mobile!

Well, look. It’s cold and rainy out and I got time on my hands, so random thoughts. 🛺🎡🛴

I would 100% learn to drive if I were allowed to drive a weinermobile, I just think they’re neat.

It would clearly have to be more like a motorized hammock than a conventional box-type vehicle.

YES! For self-driving mode. What could go wrong? 🎸🥟🪘

Apparently there is one, maybe two, for sale right now in Canada.

I am prepared to defend the utility of social media against all apostates! 🦋

mantain

It definitely listens to a shocking amount of Jordan Peterson podcasts.

Bendy bananas are way more.... .... Fun.

According to the press over here, for the past thirty years, that banana would be illegal under EU law! (It isn't, obviously, but the press wanted Brits to hate Europe and so they pushed lies to make it happen.)

They’re evolving to accommodate the Banana Loca™️😮

Wow.

@mortythenurse.bsky.social

😳

That's not really fair to bananas

That banana had Xiaflex.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana

And sometimes it’s just on the way to being pie. Or muffins.

Like they do on Twitter?

😂😂😂

this is a flintlock pistol disguised as a banana

oh behalf of the other bananas, i we disavow them

Indeed 😳🍌

The least that crossed my mind was that unusual association. 👀

😲

Oh myyyyy.

G spot who 🤣

I'll have to replicate this as a toy

Obviously skipped when they were bending them before shipping…

Went through the 'scared straight' program in banana prison. "I've seen things, dude. They did it to a bunch of us." 🤭

???

Maybe it's a "sPiRiTuAl lEsBiAn"

Chuckles!

Boris Johnson would claim that it's an EU banana

The perfect sequel. Bravo!

I’m sure that if I hadn’t been offline for a couple of hours this would track… but I think I’m good.

Kirk Cameron says that the natural curve of a banana is proof of the existence of god because He wanted us to have a food that was convenient to eat. This refutes EVERYTHING!

What an amazing dedication to the bit!

Why am I laughing so hard right now?

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