BlueShiftNZ

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Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
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What's that TV series I'm thinking of - you know the one. There's that guy who's definitely on some kind of spectrum helping the police solve a bunch of crimes cos they're clueless...

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Fascist tears are my ambrosia.x

Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.

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group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts

"There is no country that may (as I take it) compare with ours in number, excellency, and diversity of dogs." -William Harrison, 1577

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The Romaines

make a band more vegetable: Soupagroove

Make a band vegetable King Taro

The Inside Out characters in my head:

Busy morning at the pooch park

Such comfy. So snooze

What % of bitcoin use is for legal purposes, I wonder? Not buying drugs or laundering money or evading taxes? Is it a big percentage?

1.3 gigs of new gas to meet rising demand due to Bitcoin mining Trust me when I say the Bitcoin problem has not only not gone away, but very clearly gotten worse, despite far fewer headlines about it.... www.spglobal.com/marketintell...

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This isn't news. Elon Musk's famous for having loads of kids but absolutely no mates.

Yes, some animals can have babies without a mate. Here's how

Yes, some animals can have babies without a mate. Here's howapnews.com A snake in the U.K. has drawn attention to the ability of some female species to reproduce without a mate.

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YES! ACTIVATE THE DEMOCRACY DOGS! #dogsatpollingstations

#DogsAtPollingStations Clue says “Get The Tories In Third Place”

Watch out, team, the Americans are at it again...

I have secured the most important ingredient for tomorrow's pulled pork

Here's a hashtag to watch over the next 24 hours... #DogsAtPollingStations

#DogsAgainstTories #DogsAtPollingStations #GE2024

N: London, UK E: Venice, Italy W: Melbourne, Aus S: Ashburton, NZ

N: Gold Coast, AU E: Napier, NZ S: Dunedin, NZ W: Sydney, AU

Someone said to me today, "have you seen that cute advert for Tux with the puppy?" I said no. I don't watch live TV. I do watch On Demand a fair bit. TVNZ serves me ads for heavy vehicle fleet management and Cat construction machinery parts. I have two dogs. I have zero heavy machinery. Algorithm.

Well, if Damien Grant says it, that settles it for me! Kiwirail should never be sold.

Stuffwww.stuff.co.nz

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Was working on a text and laboriously typed "Siouxsie and the Banshees" only to watch helplessly as autocorrect changed "Siouxsie" to "Susie" and all of a sudden I want to burn all of Silicon Valley to the ground. That's not an overreaction is it?

Dog thread! All aboard!

Fortunately nobody is immune to dogs.

Make a band bready Kris Kroissant

Make a band bready Garlicknot

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Find something that you love in life, find something that really brings you joy, because there is so much misery and hardship out there if you don't have something to hang on to then you end up as road kill

I have a better plan. I'm going to stay in this house until I die and it becomes my children's problem. Thought it was funny keeping me awake for 90% of 2003? Hah! That'll learn yas

advice from someone who is packing up their home: do not buy one more thing. stop buying shit. acquire nothing else. save yourself.

Luxon at the league saying to his assistant, "Yes, but who is this 'Booo-urns' person they're cheering for?"

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you'll often see a cat's ear twitch for no reason. that's because a ghost is talking to them. ghosts talk to cats constantly. they never shut up. that's why cats are so tired all the time. some random dead Victorian dude won't stop telling them how much mutton costs in 1872.

It's Hamiltoning pretty hard out here today

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West Auckland achievement badge: first letterbox wētā, which I carried almost all the way to the recycling bin between the Woolworths specials and Dan Carter for Chemist Warehouse.

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You need this today. For morale.

Oh no, Joanna Paul 😢 Fuck cancer.

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COMPANY: Here are some new AI features for our product that never needed it before ME: I don’t want them, they suck COMPANY: The AI we developed said you did ME: Please stop COMPANY: Sorry we can’t hear you over the crying people we had to let go to make room for the AI