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Artist, lurker, not at all convinced it takes all kinds.
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seems like what happened in france is that centrism and leftism each identified the other as the favorable alternative to fascism, voters who identify with either accepted this as true, and the far-right was marginalized as a result, which is... the opposite of pitting them against one another?
In France, the left coalition comes in first, Macron second, the far-right third. The best way to defeat fascism is not centrism, it’s a strong left.
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@wokkax3.bsky.social Bobby, for one, welcomes her new overlord
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me: there is one perfect spot for this sticker and i will wait to stick it until the universe shows me where that spot is the universe: i have found the spot me: (clutching sticker to chest) no
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♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ 🩷🩷🩷🩷 (34 hearts. If you’re counting.)
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I hate that little plastic window on spaghetti boxes. I don't need to have a little peek at the noodles I'm not a pervert
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Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder
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What my phone camera showed my lesser eyes
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I will crunch up potato chips and sprinkle them over your mom's casserole to spice them up "prison style" right in front of her face don't piss me off
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imagine being british rn: oi gittin’ ‘igh on 20/4 day innit
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Let’s take a day off from pretending we all know what words mean. Gesture away the day.
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Cheers to everyone resisting the urge today.
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Did the Kurt Vonnegut thing and started my day by running a few not-so-critical errands in person, stretching my legs, chatting with the folks in the stores, getting small things done, and yes, I feel more human as a result. Highly recommended.
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So in "What's Happening in Small City New Zealand" today, a guy in a BMW honked a person in a wheelchair getting into a car, outside a hospital. And a nearby construction worker calmly walked over and tipped his lunch of biryani and butter chicken all over the BMWs windscreen. And people clapped.
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One day you wake up and realize what a badass your mom was: divorced in the 60’s. Read a novel a day. Hung out with the smokers. Loved motorcycles. Got an English degree at 32 bc fuck you that’s why. Carried secrets to the grave and would we could share one more cup of Folgers together
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my favorite Tom Waits song is the one where he mentions the moon
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At the bank today the teller asked the guy in front of me “how are you doing” and he took a deep breath and said “not great my cat fucking hates me”
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Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
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This is honestly a killer tag
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[sees a construction worker putting out pylons] Babe I’ll call you back, they’re giving away orange wizard hats.
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idk about you guys but i feel like buying some jesus christ today