digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that
vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy
There’s a sign at the zoo that says you can’t show the monkeys that scene from season 3 of twin peaks where the bomb goes off because it “fucks them up” because it’s “too good”
Kind hippie with a green sock on his hand: why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Me crying uncontrollably but in a very cool way: yeah I dunno man I've also wondered this
Some people disappear from social media and you know they’re having sex. Others, possibly depressed. Then there’s the people of category number three (murdered — can’t believe they lasted this long tbh)
there's so much work happening behind the scenes to keep my bones, muscles and blood on the inside of me- it's really a high stress operation, tho I'm proud to say I'm nearing a 50% lifetime success rate but please it's serious that you don't stand so close to me you're in the splash zone thank you
In ancient times, an old man would have to take his film to Fotomat and wait a week for it to be developed before he could corner you enjoying a black raspberry sundae in a booth at Friendly’s to proudly show you a picture of his first baby tomato
