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@seascribble.bsky.social

same old boba fett horniness, new platform.
(they/them)
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Yesterday going outside after the rain was just like being on the playground blacktop in southern Georgia and let me tell you how much I hated that
NYC shifting climate zones is really hitting me this summer because every so often now it will hit this heat humidity mix and suddenly NYC smells the way I remember Haiti smelling when I was a kid and it's unsettling.
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She gets one more freebie before I tell her that needs to be a Perry-info related space only.
My mother in law started a group chat to tell us she was going to the laundromat. Fine. Now she is sending instagram reels to it.
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My mother in law started a group chat to tell us she was going to the laundromat. Fine. Now she is sending instagram reels to it.
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Just bought tickets to see The Empire Strips back in Boston right before we move, based solely on «  a dangerously enticing Boba Fett » and I’m hype
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MY HUSBAND FOUND MY SLEEP DEPRIVATION EXPOSED FEELINGS WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
(Welcome to sleep deprived and over sharing, brought to you by our sponsor too anxious to do anything but lie here and listen to my husband breathe)
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Perry slipped and now my mother in law thinks she is entitled to call me Sea.
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Finally got a solid hour and a half of sleep…smushed up against the pillow barrier and clinging to Perry’s hand. Apparently everybody but me knew this was how I was going to react to the situation.
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People talking about the Iranian presidential "election" like it means anything talk to an actual Iranian challenge, oh my god.
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Updates from the shrimp tank: look at this fucking babiest skrimp
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A spife if u will
Urban Legends: There's a guy hiding in the backseat of your car with a knife Star Wars Legends: Yoda is hiding in your car with a space knife
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Why can’t I sleep I’m so tired 😭😭😭😭😭
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I knew this was love, but surgery has really driven home how much ze is my entire world.
I freaked out and drove back down to the hotel to be with Perry overnight, and honestly, would do it again every night for the next eleven nights if I could. Just being able to listen to zir breathing and hold zir hand for a minute after meds is everything.
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I freaked out and drove back down to the hotel to be with Perry overnight, and honestly, would do it again every night for the next eleven nights if I could. Just being able to listen to zir breathing and hold zir hand for a minute after meds is everything.
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I did all the things. InshAllah "I will be in Canada" is a good reason not to go to jury duty.
Okay, plan for the day: Go see husband (now sans titties) Sign lease Figure out what to do with that JURY DUTY SUMMONS that came in the mail Email that clinic
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Ontario is SO HORNY for rules against allowing people to line dry their clothes on their patio/balcony and I FUCKING HATE IT. I mean, we have a nice basement so it's not an issue but WHY do they hate people just living their lives doing their laundry like Allah SWT intended.
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I’m married to the hottest dad at the dog park
Titties GONE 🥳🥳🥳
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Perry showed me a video of a cute Italian greyhound and when I said I wanted one said that could be our next dog, after Sholeh and Ginny go on their eternal vacation, and I started crying. So that’s how MY emotional regulation is doing!!
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Drama that did not in any way impact us, to be clear, despite what MIL might think
Husband is alive and well, very happy and on good drugs still. Much drama in the waiting room that has been resolved now.
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@thene.bsky.social god locked accounts when, nobody needs political dick sucking in their mentions
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Husband is alive and well, very happy and on good drugs still. Much drama in the waiting room that has been resolved now.
Okay, plan for the day: Go see husband (now sans titties) Sign lease Figure out what to do with that JURY DUTY SUMMONS that came in the mail Email that clinic
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Okay, plan for the day: Go see husband (now sans titties) Sign lease Figure out what to do with that JURY DUTY SUMMONS that came in the mail Email that clinic
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This struggle is so real
whenever i see “SWers” i have to actively remember it does not mean “star wars-ers”
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The dogs were doing fine with the intermittent fireworks and then I took them out for bedtime pee and every yahoo in a ten block radius apparently picked that moment to let loose? Anyway the horrible little dog didn’t pee and I’m sure we’re all going to suffer.
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Happy America Day or whatever, I'm waiting for the surgery centre on-call to phone me back because we never heard about what time to go for tomorrow???? Usually our care out of CT has been really good, but this is ridiculous.
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Just because these ones lived a week and are eating does not mean I need to buy more to try a third time for a school. They’re all gonna die in September when we move anyway.
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I think Felchville is cheating, as it's a neighbourhood. I would submit Walpole or perhaps Seekonk as actual towns.
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@slip-stitch.bsky.social have you considered running a study about efficacy in square vs round cat traps?
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Tomorrow, I will start methodically making a list of everything I need to do to get us moved. Today, I am having cookies and pepperoni for lunch and getting stoned out of my gourd. I miss my husband.
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Oh nice that clinic director emailed me back like « thought I replied to this but I guess not! » she had advice for my fee and I’m going to make this my plan, I guess. Which means I need to get my ass in gear with getting us moved by September.