cₑₐₛₑfᵢᵣₑ ₙₒw: we will never forget

we will never forget

A coffee table book explaining America based on its beer floor-displays at supermarkets. This is my retirement plan.

perfection

Holy mother of God.

Do not throw footballs in that store. Or better I guess, model aircraft.

Co-sign

Non Americans who have bever been in the US on or around the 4th of July have no idea just how big the hoiliday is and how...unique some of its manifestations are.

Sparkling water!

Oh my god

I don’t think I’ve forgotten how to drive a retail-size forklift…wanna find out?

a second forklift had the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Imagine being a short king playing jenga out of necessity and being called a terrorist when the display topples

I'm puzzled by the black 12-packs used for the towers. They must be Coke Zero because the cans used to be black, but the actual packs looked different. This photo must be pretty old.

A case of soda for $3.33? Yeah

*Enya's Only Time plays as the camera slowly closes in on the $3.33 for a 12 pack price tag.*

You will have a plush retirement

Always remember the terrorists did 9/11 because they liked Pepsi more than Coke and wanted to force an end the Cola Wars 😔🙏🏻

It's ironic that the majority of people under a certain age walk past this without really knowing exactly what it is we're supposed to remember. Hey, what *are* we supposed to remember, anyway? The events of 911? Does anyone remember WWI? Plus, I forget about it all the time, and things are fine?

paper airplanes can't melt aluminum

I need a RC plane full of tangerine right now!

Tannerite. Wtf autocorrect.

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