Ohhh, so you're going to college are you? Hey, did you hear that, honey? Your son is going to college! Turns out he's too good to work at the dick sucking factory like his old man!
Enjoying how everyone is prefacing their Biden opinions by admitting they don’t know the best thing to do. I just want to say I know but I’m not telling to make it exciting
Filling out a bio for a dating app. Hobbies. Hobbbbbbbies. I toggle between apps, read books on my phone and play video games.
Ugh do I need to change. I don’t WANT to rock climb
Ride like the wind by christopher cross is a GREAT song. And if you can’t help but picture rick moranis with a weird little beard when that one part comes on then it’s u and me in this world pal