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Grape powerade in a tea kettle
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We’re all trapped in a clown car hurtling towards disaster, metaphorically. And also literally, for a few unlucky clowns
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Deep down, we’re all the same, getting ready for bed, eating our pre-bed cucumbers, reading about famous cucumbers online
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nothing good at the church yard sale - it was mainly just a bunch of beat-up old crosses
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her: what are u doing me: Gazing Upon My Powders. her: want 2 come over? me: I'm Too Forlorn.
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*at any time* This seems like a good time to get nervous
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Ohhh, so you're going to college are you? Hey, did you hear that, honey? Your son is going to college! Turns out he's too good to work at the dick sucking factory like his old man!
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Enjoying how everyone is prefacing their Biden opinions by admitting they don’t know the best thing to do. I just want to say I know but I’m not telling to make it exciting
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Filling out a bio for a dating app. Hobbies. Hobbbbbbbies. I toggle between apps, read books on my phone and play video games. Ugh do I need to change. I don’t WANT to rock climb
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is he from craigslist ?
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Looking to hollow out my bones. Nothing spooky I just want to be able to fly.
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Finding my coworker attractive is one of the most annoying experiences of my life
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Go into your photo roll and post the first thing that makes you laugh literally out loud
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Just finished 1000xRESIST. That was amazing. Also, what the hell was that
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Ride like the wind by christopher cross is a GREAT song. And if you can’t help but picture rick moranis with a weird little beard when that one part comes on then it’s u and me in this world pal
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I’m open to suggestions on that one bub
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Taking a calculated risk by leaving my apartment. I’m at a bar reading a book on my phone. This is me trying to be social 🥴
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(tears streaming silently) great, sounds good
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Something in me has shifted, and I now find Jiminy Glick to be fucking hilarious. It’s killing me.
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i live in the bay as well, but idc about anything
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Destroying obstacles with deadly blows from my powerful hands