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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.

my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw

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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets

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so dehydrated my knuckles squeak like a magic marker

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gawd I hope it’s sunny tomorrow I have a fat roll & one of my chins I need to finish tanning

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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs

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When a lady offers you her nuts it's customary and expected that you accept them and not defer to Brazilian nuts instead.

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These are interesting times and I think we all need a break from them.

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btw I'm off work for the rest of the month and am not going to be able to do much besides sit around. I am so sorry in advance about everything

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I’m not a suggested follow.

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me most of the time Joe Biden does things

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coupons pronounced like poopins

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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand

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ur not gonna “get my goad” dude i don’t even know what that is

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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice

when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle

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how much for that doggy style in the window?

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A banana is just a tube of savory goo wrapped in a dying jacket

never met a dog that misread the vibes

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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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Well, they DO. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I'm saving a lot of money on chest waxing by simply standing too close to the grill.

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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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I need to find out who made this big mess I'm in

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They used to say it was eyes but now they're saying the pooter is the window to the soul

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*knocking on the neighbor’s door* may I borrow a cup of uranium?

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Have you ever smelled the sun?

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A Sublime song started to creep into my head just now and I panicked. I can’t deal with that kind of thing today or ever

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i decided to stop being weird and start being cool 😎

who up blurting “wait what are we talking about again” in the middle of a conversation?

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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage

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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor