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Wilbur72

@wilbur72.bsky.social

Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.

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My bologna has a first name It's *does gang signs
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Live, laugh, sorry about the toilet.
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I need my pressure points stabbed and it’s urgent
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Very original joke you have there. I haven't seen it 30 times this week yet. Yet.
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guys i’ll stop reposting this as soon as everyone on bsky has seen it it’s my opus my posta lisa if you will
group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts
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Live, laugh, let’s have a drink
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If you ever think you’re too insignificant to make a difference in the world, just look at how much dumb shit one person can accomplish repeatedly on social media.
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I accidentally swallowed some string last night…… I shit you knot……
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Farewell my friend, until we meet on the ‘morrow. - me, to my coffee
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Jesus wants me to need him, and I need him to want me
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Being an outstanding parent involves pressuring your kid to work at retail stores where you want to abuse the employee discount.
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A bird almost hit my windshield and I swear I heard it say “what the flock.”
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My wife mentioned that she needs to quit drinking coffee and the lizard part of my brain was 1st to weigh in with the thought, "More for Sméagol."
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Who is a pirate's favorite US president? FD Arrrrh
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Once i figure out how to start the microwave with my head in it its over for me, bitches
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Real hot girl shit ... umm, don't we all?
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Just burned an extra 150 calories running outside to see if the ice cream truck was still there.
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Found my new church
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I wanna get more birds for my stone
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S/O to all of you that puts up with me trying to spread “joy” in both English and Swedish, you have my sword. Also: BOOBS.
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finally a chariot worthy of my vibes
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George A Romero should direct my dating life. It's dead but somehow shambling along anyhow.
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Fore skins and seven bris ago
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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
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I am the honkiest honkey to ever honk but I am getting soul food tonight because that's what my Jewish friend wanted.
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new post interaction buttons ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ reply like repost wtf
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they way light mode shines on your maniacal face in the dark