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Double Cybertruck sighting
Every Cybertruck now comes with a second trailing Cybertruck for when the first one breaks.
Out to make the cybersex.
Should we start calling this “docking?”
I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.
I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!"
I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him.
That's not KITT and Michael! That's GOLIATH and Garth Knight!
You gotta have backup in case of problems… the buddy system.
Is that *rust* on the back of the silver one, or do I just *want* it to be?
The next sighting was was a quarter mile down the road where a mature bison bull rammed the lead cyberscrap and knocked it over in the grass.
Yeah but an adult bison could do that to just about any car.
What would Bo and Luke Duke drive?
A General Lee with Trump's likeness on the roof
I forget the exact wording but congrats on seeing the two biggest dinguses in town
Seeing it next to trucks and SUVs makes me think the headroom situation is kinda fucked. What a stupid vehicle.
“They multiply by masturbation.” Irwin M. Fletcher as Billie Jean King, pest control guy, Fletch 2
Seeing them like that reinforces how they have cramped indoors, low ground clearance, and tiny load carrying area. They're a truck designed by someone who's never needed to know what an actual truck needs.
I think this means you get to make a wish.
A rare rustproofed one, too
They're slowly learning how to create a vehicle
It’s like the opposite of giving your girlfriend back-to-back orgasms
Is there a way to take orgasms away from someone? I think this is doing that.
That looks like the approach to Vail Pass. I'd ask how they managed to get up there, but it's interstate.
Was there a zombie apocalypse or something too? Any hummers?
Melon Tusk is probably paying people to drive them around. 🙄
