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What is the appropriate way to descend a staircase with one's spouse?Political reporting, 2024 We should ask the last president, who famously is totally normal about stairs Definitely belongs in the party platform. Triple cartwheel and then catch her as she leaps from the top of the staircase into your arms. Gold escalator and ice cold disdain on the spouse's face or GTFO. So now the NY Times is Miss Manners or something? Running downstairs after pushing them? Must show vigor! Always descend slightly behind your spouse, so you can make sure you are the pusher, not the pushee Hands in the ay-rr like you just don’t cay-rr Melania won't hold Donald's hand. 
