fulana de tal

"He said gold bars found in his New Jersey home by the FBI belonged to his wife, Nadine Menendez" Just couldn't wait to throw his wife under the bus, huh?

Well, at least one crook isn’t skating away scot-free

Sen. Bob Menendez guilty of taking bribes in cash and gold and acting as Egypt's foreign agent

Sen. Bob Menendez guilty of taking bribes in cash and gold and acting as Egypt's foreign agentapnews.com Sen. Bob Menendez has been convicted of all charges at his corruption trial, including accepting bribes of gold and cash from three New Jersey businessmen and acting as a foreign agent for the Egyptian government.

Welch’s Fruit Snacks go so hard

I don’t care if I look like a 3-year-old eating them, I will house 3 Welch’s Fruit Snacks in a row

Reply to

Saeed Jones

I was gonna post a Gif, but the only appropriate one was of Trump doing that weird scrunchy face thing

We were so close

This is me 97% of the time

Reply to

CrackedLemonade

This is me 97% of the time

I hate both men with the heat of 1,000 suns, but this might be Trump’s greatest post

Trump hates Elon is another especially fuckin hilarious part of this he got his Twitter account reinstated but just refuses to post there lol this was almost exactly 2 years ago to the day lol

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CrackedLemonade

I’m gonna split the difference and say 97%

Reply to

Citizen.Coping

Everything is optics to these people

Reply to

Chantal James

Apparently, some gay men think he’s hot? I’m with you

To be clear, this is blatantly photoshopped. And ABC ran with it. ABFuckingC!!!!

This is unbelievable—because it is

Reply to

stephanie roberts

No, it’s 100% photoshopped

Reply to

bobby (frociaggine)

I’ve never ever ever heard rent control come out of a presidential candidate’s mouth.—only local politics. It would be revolutionary

This fucking guy

Reply to

Cyneheard

Exactly. Lol. On wings and a prayer.

Reply to

upfromsumdirt

What’s it like not having principles?

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shaka 🦁👑

Also, sorry, we can’t house the homeless. We have to build fake cities so the police can practice rounding up the homeless for not having homes. We reject political violence unless it’s us being violent to you.

I truly hate it here. Values so fucked up.

I woke up in a panic last night because I ordered a 30x40 print and didn’t take into account that the frame would make it even larger and that it might not fit the space. But 24x36 seems small? I dunno. Artists help me out

This is unbelievable—because it is

glad that everyone is just running with the hero photo without a second thought (and i have not seen this version where the secret service agent appears to be cheering with him??)

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Dustin

His comms people suck. I wouldn’t count ion them for a winning strategy

Reply to

edifiedlistener.bsky.social

Yes