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People ask me "how have you posted so many times" but this isn't an activity I do on purpose, it's brain overflow from misfiring neurons
It's like when they surgically install a shunt to drain excess fluids from your organs, but for purging phrases like "Tiffany implies the existence of Jpegany" from my mind so that I can go back to being a moderately productive member of society
Unfortunately, like dumping toxic waste into the ocean, this has the side effect of potentially exposing a large population to the brain worms
the posting is stored in the ganglia
Also, Giffany was right there for you
This was an abridged version of the skeet, omitting several other options such as svgany
Okay good, I was a little worried
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"If Tim is short for Timothy, then Jim is short for Jimothy" will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
This is concerning to Jimothy
In the fourth grade our class staged a play called Timothy The Tailor. Somehow I ended up with the lead and the name of the play was changed to Jimothy The Tailor. Your going to need a pretty long wall...there are more of us out there than you think. 😈
Many people don’t realize that jpegany was a common name in the Middle Ages
People are almost never named Lance anymore, but in the Middle Ages, they were named Lance a lot.
That joke is a paternity test level dad joke
People got tired of being stuck with it though.
most parents aren't willing to take the risk. but really, no one cares — it is just a piker's bet
Get out of my fucking office
bsky.app/profile/lany... Express yourself, as you might a gland
And Jpegany implies the existence of Mpregany... no, wait, that's a different thing altogether.
Ancient doctors were right about needing to balance one’s humors, they just had the wrong idea about what to drain.
I'm going to start using this
bsky.app/profile/lany... Express yourself, as you might a gland
“we don’t call them jift certificates, debate over”
This worries me, in that it implies the existence of identical twins, but one has less resolve.
Thanks this is going to be bouncing around my own cranial vacuum for the next week now
i cannot tell you how difficult it was for me to suppress my laugh here
does pixel imply the existence of pavel?
Pngany never caught on, really.
As opposed to gifany which was an entrirely different kind of thing, altoghether 😏
I can always tell when I've been on bluesky too much lately, I don't understand the conversations.
