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Alliteration shouldn’t dictate what you have for dinner. Have tacos on Wednesday. No one cares. James, you're tearing the fabric of our great nation with careless jokes like these I’m just upset there’s no specific day for lasagne. every day. is lasagna day. (threat) Whoa Garfield calm yourself Thank you for standing up for Mexicans we appreciate it 🫡 But when would you eat the waffles? What about- my god I can’t believe I’m even saying this- tacos on Friday We shall be free from the tyranny of Mercury Monday. Some people* would be happy with tacos every day.
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*me But if tacos are on Wednesday, then when will we eat ashes? If you pull that on me imma change the calendar and hypnotize you to make it correct again. It is, in fact, Taco Wednesday at my workplace...