Matt Gill

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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)

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odds on trump still wearing that ear bandage in november?

starting to think having events happen was a bad idea, we should just stop

not necessarily saying I live around a lot of retirement communities, but I did just receive a welcome letter from a cremation service

Someone on Nextdoor was mad that people were setting off fireworks too early in the afternoon. Really covering all the bases this year

But see, the good news is that Congress can still impeach the President as long as they manage to do it faster than he can order them all killed

they never should have agreed to do a debate. I could have told them, they should have asked me first. Although tbf any time they ask me for anything I text back STOP

Ok, your Honor, so the prosecution may have established that there's a quid, and yeah sure there's a quo. But there's clearly no pro, no one involved was acting in any way professional

Seems like the AC Stops Working season comes earlier every year

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John Oliver's funniest joke by far is when an episode ends and Max suggests I might enjoy Real Time with Bill Maher next

welp, looks like this one's about done. anyone got a lead on the next tech bubble?

Nvidia becomes world's most valuable companywww.reuters.com Nvidia became the world's most valuable company on Tuesday, dethroning tech heavyweight Microsoft , as its chips continue to play a central role in a race to dominate the market for artificial intelligence.

before you waste time clicking the link, no it's not the fun typo you're thinking of

Photo: Typo Found on Chiefs' Super Bowl 58 Ring After Ceremony with Mahomes, Kelcebleacherreport.com After quarterback Patrick Mahomes, tight end Travis Kelce and the rest of the Kansas City Chiefs players, coaches and staff members were awarded their Super…

amongst everything else, the "use it or lose it" gun policy is, um, notable

Phoenix DOJ report: Police violated rights of people of color, protesters, homeless peoplewww.azcentral.com The Department of Justice investigation of Phoenix police came after a stretch of shootings and incidents that drew national attention.

Make a movie milder: Neargo

Make a movie milder The Fast & the The Nonchalant

Every fruit company: Wait, you're saying that's illegal?

Chiquita found liable for financing paramilitary group | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com A Florida jury on Monday found banana company Chiquita Brands International liable for financing the Colombian paramilitary group Autodefensas Unidas de Colombia (AUC).

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If you die at Arby's you die in real life too

Lord of the Onion Rings #MakeABookGreasy

Are You There, God? it’s Me, Margarine #MakeABookGreasy

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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

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you’ve got that dog in you but also two wolves. the dog and the wolves are fighting. you will never know peace.

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The jerk store sent you a one-time passcode

Wait, there was a light side? what was the light side?

Opinion: Jerry Seinfeld’s nostalgia for the past has a dark side | CNNwww.cnn.com Jerry Seinfeld isn’t alone in pining for ‘dominant masculinity,’ writes historian Nicole Hemmer, and his nostalgia for the past reveals how intertwined comedy and politics truly are.

will be interesting to see what flavor of alito flag this calls for

finally seeing that first 110 degree day in the forecast, one week from today

horrified to realize the moon doesn't know what time it is

Why scientists say we need to send clocks to the moon — and soon | CNNwww.cnn.com There’s an ongoing international effort to keep time accurately on the moon. It’s not as easy as it may sound.

Somewhere the second-worst umpire in baseball is reading the news and smiling. It's finally his time to shine

Sources - MLB umpire Ángel Hernández retiring after 3 decades - ESPNwww.espn.com Umpire Ángel Hernández is retiring effective immediately, ending a controversial three-decade career that in recent years turned Hernández into a constant source of consternation with players and a so...

so has Lindsey Graham started apologizing to Alito's wife again yet?

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Blackthorne: "these sons of whores are trying to squeeze every last dollar from this franchise, even after the story had a natural end" Mariko: "the Anjin questions the creative decisions being made with respect to the story"

just how often does 1-800-contacts expect me to buy contacts?

crap, can't find the billing code for "walking into the sea"

Just had a rare enjoyable Nextdoor experience where a local lady posted a picture of a cybertruck asking WTF it was and got over a hundred responses dunking on it