Rachel LeCaffeinated: But I guess like maybe three sex acts on duty were ok. Nine on the other hand was just too much.

But I guess like maybe three sex acts on duty were ok. Nine on the other hand was just too much.

Excessive? I didn’t know there was acceptable amount

I am also asking these questions.

Also alt text 🔥

Bold of me to assume that one would already be too much for this.

Okay Rach I’m no phrenologist but they should just let me decide who should be cops

Yes. Please.

Simple Rule#1: if you can do the phrenology visually they shouldn’t be cops.

Rough day for CPD. www.nbc4i.com/news/local-n...

Columbus officer fired after forcing teen’s face into concrete during arrest on videowww.nbc4i.com COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — A Columbus police officer is out of a job thanks to his actions caught on bodycam during a 14-year-old boy’s arrest. In a document dated for Tuesday, the Columbu…

"Escorted him by his dreadlocks" sounds much more civilized than "dragged by the hair".

They could've used "chaperoned via coiffure"

"aggressively struck him in the groin" As if i believe that for a second.

Local Employer of Violent Racist Gang Shocked to Find Gang Engages in Racist Violence

To hell with all of them

I am taking this as a note that I need to avoid the cops when I am in Columbus as best as possible.

Or anywhere. They have no duty to protect you. They’re a security force for the wealthy

Columbus PD is Great. They were on 🔥during their George Floyd protests!

The both look like Skinheads.

They basically are hair or not

Abolish the police

it's like the difference between light treason and regular treason.

It was consensual (also meaning not with a prisoner or minor), which puts him miles ahead of a lot of other cops on duty. (Not saying he shouldn't wait til he's off the clock, like the rest of us, just that there are a lot worse out there).

Apparently the limit is zero acts, but the union is reserving judgement? www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...

Seriously. Seems to me *one* would be excessive. 🤷

“He wore the Columbus Division of Police uniform during these incidents,” she said. I should hope so. The uniform is the only sexy thing about that guy.

The uniform is the LEAST sexy thing about that guy, which is saying a lot because nothing about him is sexy. It's a police uniform. When people say "fuck the police" they never mean like that.

the revelation that acab sort of erased any lingering sexiness by redefining what “i’m a cop and i’m gonna fuck you real hard” means in contemporary times

For the few people into that kink, maybe

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It was at Kroger. All nine times.

There’s a lesson here: don’t shop at Kroger in Columbus.

JFC.

Talk about pigs in a blanket

One is weak. Three is good effort, Five is kinky fun. Seven is "fuck chad give it a rest." Nine is "it got weird."

I'm the police officer that does sex acts on camera an appropriate number of times.

I don’t care about the sex acts if they’re consensual, out of the eye of the public, and doesn’t get in the way of doing their jobs. It’s the serial and habitual law breaking and mindless authoritarian violence I think could bear improvement.

I mean, yes, and arguably I'd prefer cops having sex while on duty, versus beating teens and shooting mentally ill people. On the other hand, I can't really think of a job I've had where having sex wouldn't have gotten in the way of doing my job.

obviously, you were never a cop. having a little wank could hardly get in the way of sleeping in your cruiser in between racist traffic stops

Idk, I have the impression about 80% of time people spend at work in non-value-added pretend work anyway and most of the time people spend metaphorically fellating their bosses creates extra work for others in a way that literally fellating their bosses doesn’t.

Obviously then you've never been CEO

Stop it - you're making me nostalgic for my home state. 😢

If you do a good job at police, you can have some on duty sex acts, as a treat. Not too many though...

Gives new meaning to Kroger’s old jingle. “Let’s go Krogering …”

Hey, ya' gotta' draw the line somewhere.

The thin blue line between 8 sex acts and 9

If it’s blue you should definitely check with a physician.

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