San Marino!
As a fun coda, here's a shirt from the worst team in the world, San Marino. They've won one game their entire history, a 1-0 win over Liechtenstein in 2004. Their most recent draw was in March, a 0-0 affair with St Kitts & Nevis.
Portugal!
Away 2014, also their centenary shirt. The five blue shields in the middle of the crest represent the five moor kings defeated by King Alfonso I in the battle of Ourique. Duh.
Sluttiness: 4/5 The neck is pretty cool, and that placket goes pretty low. All things a real slut would look for.
Türkiye!
Home shirt from 2006 and the first by Nike. It never appeared at a major tournament and is pretty unmemorable. Their more recent Nike shirts are much better.
Sluttiness: 0/5 Not a great fit or design. The harlequin split design is both subtle and silly. Not recipe for sex.
