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Leif Malone

@thetroops.bsky.social

Mr. Kickass
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Wouldn’t even need a military. Everyone could have their own tank.
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It was the Fredst of times, it was the Durst of times
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I think billionaires should be abolished and also I’d like to have enough money to fund a professional football league for monkeys.
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The sympathy from his ear ouchie is going to lead to worse Münchausen syndrome than Bolsonaro.
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By his bulbous, bald head no less!
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Pedro killed him in that fight?!
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The most just day in American history.
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Maybe some occasional violence, as a treat.
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That opening ceremony was dystopian and surreal.
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Eh, Ben Carson's a doctor and he's dumb as shit.
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VERY good shout out. God, what a weird time.
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Which 90s trend was worse: goofy whiteboy covers of gangsta rap songs, or shitty nu-metal covers of 80s pop songs?
There's just something about a cover that isn't quite as good as the original.
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I think it has to be the nu-metal versions. Goofy whiteboys were just trying to have fun. The nu-metal versions seemed like they either hated the source material or, worse, thought they were doing them justice.
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Thank you! I'll give it a spin this afternoon.
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Oh, some definitely are. I just heard Eddie Vedder covering "Save it for Later," and thought, "This is nice. You know what would be better, though? The original."
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There's just something about a cover that isn't quite as good as the original.
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Sorry for the short absence, I had to get to the RNC. Folks, you wouldn’t believe the diarrhea here. People of all whites just dropping trou in the mezzanine, claiming they like the smell. I knew it would be depraved, but nothing can really prepare you for it.
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This doesn’t make him special. It’s not like he’s the only American that got shot today
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Lmao, I found out because the girl in front of us mentioned it in a TikTok post.
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Just tuning in. Was the bullet followed by a steady stream of urine? All the best!
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Dr. Ruth taught me everything i know about face down ass up i can’t believe she’s gone