DrunkGrunkle 🗡️Guts Arc: I've made a huge mistake Got hungry and stoned and ate an entire jar of fibre gummies branded FIBER IN THE HOLE I am gonna fucking regret this today BTW, Grunkle Tia is precisely this stupid. This entire site has permission to mock me over this.

I've made a huge mistake Got hungry and stoned and ate an entire jar of fibre gummies branded FIBER IN THE HOLE I am gonna fucking regret this today BTW, Grunkle Tia is precisely this stupid. This entire site has permission to mock me over this.

@gojirademonstah.bsky.social this is today's misadventures

Oh dear god it's the poopening

if I recall I even stopped taking these cause they worked too intensely.

Oh noooooo

I'm laughing now cause I'm not shitting my soul out, but this is fucking hilariously stupid. I'm like Gob Bluth dumb

I was looking for a gif of Randy Marsh taking the biggest crap ever, but Tenor is a bunch of cowards

This is truly a “bidets are the answer” moment.

wheezing laughing this is amazing

XD

I'm sorry, you're gonna 'splode.

your display name is amazing

Lol. Thank you.

God almighty I needed that laugh. Best of luck to you, though.

that is why I posted this I want my poor choices to bust peoples' guts with laughter

You’re gonna need a bigger toilet. May God have mercy on your colon.

All the laughs everyone is giving me keeps helping more come along lol

And also on the city sewer...

My dude. My dooooooooooooooooood.

Gonna need to hydrate. And some lube, probably.

more like "my doodie"

Oh no Shame you can't schedule a last minute colonoscopy while you're at it.

I want one so bad actually I want video of all the post colonoscopy farting I want to see how much farting really happens after one

Hate to disappoint, but in my experience it's not nearly as much as you think. However, I was still really loopy from the propofol so I thought all the noisy farts were absolutely HILARIOUS which, of course, made me fart even more because I couldn't stop laughing.

I keep seeing youtube videos of people post colonoscopy with fun farts :( I love loopy though

I hope everything comes out ok for you! 😆 (Yes, I'm still mentally 12.)

12yo brains are an insta follow for me 🖤

Also, protip: you might want to see if you can get your hands on some Desitin if your booty is sore later.

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every time I laugh it's like this

I can’t explain why but my brain assumed the symbol before the rest of the text was “hem” so I read “hemorrhoid hemorrhage” 😭 hope you’re ok

I read it the same way

read it the exact same way multiple times

hemorrhoid mirage fiber gummies - because fuck yo butt

Ohhhhhhhh you in danger! 😬

I am most definitely gonna shite myself today. I don't even know why I did it.

Yeah that magnesium is going to make you a very very unhappy person especially. 😬 I mean, you’ll be cleansed after this.

Just post through it. We’re here for you in your time of need 💛

By rhoid rage do they mean hemorrhoids?

yes xD

for any sane person this jar is all the red flags

I feel like equating your ass with heavy artillery is one…

@miq.moe

Please use this only for good.

these look like they’d be available at lowe’s right next to the power tool branded underwear

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