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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
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You can just imagine fat titties because she has them but this is the woman I’m tied to
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It actually looked kinda nice a week ago, none of it was on my skin, she did a nice clear over it, no weird smudge areas. My job just fucked it up. Might let her do it again
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Yeah like you die a hero if you protect your kids from the home invasion all these freaks always fantasize about. If you die at a Trump rally, it’s like lol maybe just don’t be there
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The president is retarded, he fucking sucks. His entire career consists of being on the wrong side of history, he’s solely responsible for the death of millions of people. There’s literally no one on earth more unfit to be president, even that fucking dipshit Donald Trump. Cope.
Not to mention you are doing exactly what the right wing assholes want you to do. There is a 900 page manifesto being championed by a terrible, evil man, and you’re…calling the president the r word. Real champions of progressivism, you.
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If Bernie Sanders weren’t such a fucking coward he would oceans 11 this election like there’s no stopping you player Vermont is a dogshit state you’re elected forever capitalism is dead make your move bitch, what’s all this actually worth to you motherfucker. Bitch. Cock sucker.
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I’m just being nostalgic, remembering when someone I believed in had a set of fucking balls and had some real ideals
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Challenging me to a cognitive test to compare myself to the guy who singularly and completely controls 5000 nuclear warheads. Gee golly I hope I beat him that will really put my mind at ease
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Kenworth is the bastard son in the paccar family. Class pays, choose Peterbilt
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The 1994 peterbilt 379 with the legendary 3406E caterpillar engine is ready to take you and 100,000 lbs of your gear to the beach to get fucking lit brother. You won’t find a better big rig oil burning American dream with more style or class than the 1994 379 with a 3406E
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Project 2025 is fucking gay. Your project in 2025 should be to figure out how to feel the warmth of a woman’s touch you tryhard queers, maybe try touching a titty and going outside instead of brainstorming how to be the most unfuckable men on goddamn planet earth.
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I’ve heard they have a weird sweet and spicy flavor but they’re extremely hard to find in my area of Texas
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The reason why people hate tech is because it’s run by the biggest group of dorks and freaks on planet earth who got rich beyond imagination by doing the most heinous shit imaginable and made everyone’s lives objectively worse. There has been no upside to tech, it’s a never ending pit of misery.
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I mean just on the most basic level, I have this internet connected phone with me at all times. And it’s become the societal expectation at every fucking company, even mine which is not tech related at all, that your company email be on the phone that you pay for.
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Tech is the reason why the line between home and work is blurred and merged, why you never really leave work. It’s why it follows you everywhere and you feel this never ending sense of pressure to be working when you’re not working. Fuck tech forever and fuck everyone who defends it.
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It’s really fucked up when you click someone’s amazons wishlist and they want like paper plates. Sanitary gloves. Food products that keep well in a pantry. Ibuprofen. It makes me so angry on the deepest levels that people can’t just like afford basic necessities and need help just staying alive.
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It’s impossible to make a chili dog with a split top bun and that alone is an immediate instant pass from me every time
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Just found out about Sabrina carpenter because I’m old and not on top of things anymore and when she says β€˜mother fucker’ in that song it’s like damn that’s actually really hot
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IM AN OLD MAN NOW the spirit is willing but sometimes it just don’t work like that anymore
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There’s so fucking many of them like goddamn everyone in America could go to Houston to buy a fucking car and they’d still have more cars to sell
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Listen, obviously when we fully evacuate Houston, the Astros and Texans and rockets cease to exist. I thought that was implied.