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The "eff" word has never crossed these lips.
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My favorite type of DIY project
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They did not conserve rhymes at the campsite.
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I plugged it into some website that generates logos and threw up in my mouth a little. p.s. Peavey is unapologetically kiki
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if you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it
If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it
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This bullshit elf can float AND fly AND teleport and he still won't share anything with that Trix rabbit.
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Proportional rescue equipment for this mess:
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As a toddler, every human is molded by one of the warnings on this sign. Which one is yours?
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We are through the looking glass. AI predictions of the Kelce/Swift wedding ring include this double-fingered stunner. On her right hand, no less.
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A bold new way to consume the rich: drinking
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No way I'm going to the convention center alone. I'm bringing my
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White = rocking horse Red = rocking seahorse Blue = uhh... rocking person? the old PBS logo?
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Can I get your Herbie Hancock?
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Had this picture stashed away for the next time the polycule meme came around so I could say I found the Kirkland version of it, but that one is waaaay in the rear view mirror now.
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Check out the chest hair on this stud.
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If you bomb this section of wall it'll open up a secret entrance to the lair.
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Nobody in the world had this on their 2024 predictions list.
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Time to fire up the jebena!
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Capital One Cafe going on the attack.
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Blotting out the sun manually, just like our forefathers and foremothers.
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Hey Crockpot, don't you dare try to tell me how many people my slow-cooked chicken will feed. That's between me and the chicken.
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Is that a Chuck U I see there? Amazing!
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Who needs to go outside in April when you can create your own eclipse of someone's profile picture from the comfort of your home?
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These bad boys? (I need to rake)