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The "eff" word has never crossed these lips.

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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)

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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

Frites on a Leash

your magus is showing

The network idiots didn't want a show about high-tech badges that shoot laser beams. So we asked ourselves, who's behind the badge? Police. Cops. Police Cops. comb.io/KuGeLD

My favorite type of DIY project

This is what IMMEDIATELY comes to mind: ageofempires.fandom.com/wiki/Goths

Old Man Cookie Crisp would like to have a word with whoever approved that headline.

Will “Looking for a job” Smith

I've said it before and I'll say it again (despite knowing next to nothing about cars): bring back the Pontiac brand.

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first cohort of the American Climate Corps has been sworn in. 9,000 people will be deployed in the coming weeks to restore landscapes, erect solar panels, and work on environmental projects across America. #ShareGoodNewsToo grist.org/solutions/am...

The American Climate Corps officially kicks offgrist.org This month, 9,000 people will be deployed to restore landscapes and erect solar panels, helping guide the country toward a greener future.

They did not conserve rhymes at the campsite.

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Hikers dumping their leftover ramen broth, to the tune of ~30 gallons/day, at this South Korean mountain have been advised to knock it off because all that salty broth is impacting the environment

Leftover Ramen Broth Is Causing Problems on South Korea's Mount Hallawww.smithsonianmag.com Visitors are dumping the salty liquid on the ground, and authorities are concerned about its impact on plants and animals

I called the posting verification line

Nollie crankflip

keb mode: oppidan mode

They're trying to see if you can worm your way out.

Combination EV station / vending machine / scratcher machine would be a gold mine. Put a little awning over the spot for some shade.

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Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

Homeless JJ 🏳️‍⚧️

Prepostal Cortex

Weren't most of the crypto ones shot to shit? Or was it more that you couldn't tell a good one from a lemon up front?

Post your favorite Ethiopian food here. Ready, go: Shekla tibs w/ real coals and clay pot

Laissez's Faire (first iteration) was hoppin'

A doom house?!?

poster's prayer: grant me the serenity to notice the 9/10 cool interesting people; not lose your shit over the 1/10 horrible people; and wisdom to know the difference.

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fuck it its still pride month

Men's rea activist

double-plus unass

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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

all postes should be secret - anonymous, 20xx

This further proves the C.C. Sabathia theory.