Tristan Zelden

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Author (The Huntress and the Trickster) | Journalist (TheGamer, The Nerd Stash) | Tattoo enthusiast, metalhead, gamer | [email protected] | https://linktr.ee/tristanzelden (He/Him)

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Still thinking about Longlegs. For many reasons that are deeper, like its story, style, and Maika Monroe's amazing, emotional performance. But most of all, I just have a few lines from Nic Cage running on a loop in my fucking head lol

Thought The Boys S4 was its worst but still great! It is about some patience as we set up the endgame. So excited to see how it ends and this plan that Eric Kripke had set with his brilliant team.

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The US federal government is being acquired by Embracer Group?!

AP reports the Biden campaign called a surprise all hands meeting for tomorrow and if you work in gamedev you know what that means

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ICYMI: I talked with blink-182's Tom DeLonge (while on tour with the band!) about the UFO Phenomenon, his new book SEKRET MACHINES: WAR, HELLIER, and a lot more. Read our exclusive interview on Bloody Disgusting!

Tom DeLonge Talks the UFO Phenomenon and ‘Sekret Machines: War’ [Exclusive Interview]bloody-disgusting.com Welcome back to DEAD Time. The purpose of this column is to inform and entertain, when possible, but also to hopefully get you to open your mind to new

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so you're saying the computer is broken and we all have to go play outside?

Now that Dragon's Dogma 2 works on PC I can say that everyone was so right. What a great, clunky game lol. I am having a blast.

Dragon's Dogma 2 didn't work at launch. Let's see after updates if it will work!

I just found out one of my favorite books (Tastes Like Candy by Ivy Tholen) has a sequel that released in April. Well, looks like I know what I am putting toward the top of my reading list (after I read the new books that I ordered).

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Elon Musk has rapidly turned Twitter into a pro-Trump campaign engine. - Icon of Trump after his assassination attempt on the MAGA hashtag (hat tip to @parkermolloy.com) - Unremovable Trump 2024 hashtag at the top of the trending topics list - Unremovable Trump campaign ads on the Explore tab

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Twitter added a Trump "fight" emoji that automatically appears with the MAGA hashtag like it's the Mandalorian season finale or whatever.

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Everything sucks, but at least we have the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards to look forward to. I voted and you should, too. Voting ends July 20th. 🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky www.fangoria.com/2024-fangori...

The Wait Is Over: Here Are The 2024 FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS Nomineeswww.fangoria.com The FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards return to honor the best horror movies.

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"Tell them it's bullshit. Tell them that The Bear getting submitted in the Outstanding Comedy Series is bullshit and category fraud and points to how inherently flawed and corrupt the Television Academy's voting process is." "The Anjin says The Bear should have been submitted as a drama series."

LOS ANGELES (AP) — ‘Shogun’ tops all Emmy nominees with 25 and ‘The Bear’ leads comedies with 23, setting a new comedy series record.

Happy National Tattoo Day ft. A thread of my ink!

New social media, so here are my tattoos.

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LONGLEGS rivals crime thrillers of the past by giving audiences an iconic new serial killer, impossible crimes, and a supernaturally twisted mythos to keep you up at night. Go to thebloggingbanshee.com/2024/07/16/l... for my full review.

Longlegsthebloggingbanshee.com Last week, one of the most highly anticipated horror films of the year tore into theaters with a surprising box-office success. That film is the latest creation of writer and director Oz Perkins (The ...

Started Evil the other day. Great main cast, silly and ridiculous, creepy, compelling, and just a lot of fun. Add Mike Colter's priest to the list of hot priests in a TV show.

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So it's a game show host and a hack novelist. Your move, America.

There is so much hype behind this book. Excited to dive in (pun intended!) Has anyone read it?

A second term for Trump is the greatest threat our country has faced in sometime. Project 2025 will hurt most people. The goal is to empower the rich and make America into a fascist hellscape. His second term will not benefit you in any way. Don't vote for him and ensure nobody in your life does.

Maybe it is just me but I got some Alan Wake 2 vibes from Longlegs. Would love to see Saga Anderson and Lee Harker work on a case together.

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Give the Neon team a raise. What a great time to be a horror fan. 🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky

*taps on table* Horror is not always meant to be scary. *knocks on table* Horror is not always meant to be scary! *pounds on table* Horror is not always meant to be scary!! *flips table over* HORROR IS NOT ALWAYS MEANT TO BE SCARY!

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The people coming out of LONGLEGS and complaining that it isn't scary are not horror people and clearly missed the plot. Horror is so much more than jump scares. 🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky

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I'm not going to be able to shake off LONGLEGS for a while. Nicolas Cage made my skin crawl, Maika Monroe was fantastic, and I'm pretty sure I just gave Oz Perkins my soul. 🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky

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when the Democrats finish their current bout of friendly fire perhaps they can reckon with the fact that this guy is an explicit political enemy and has been for quite some time now and begin the process of disentangling the federal government from his companies

What took him www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Musk Donates to Trump, Tapping Vast Fortune to Swing 2024 Racewww.bloomberg.com Billionaire Elon Musk has donated to a super political action committee working to elect Donald Trump to the White House, a major gambit by the world’s richest person to make his imprint on the US pol...

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Page A1: BREAKING NEWS: ASHLEY JUDD SAYS BIDEN SHOULD STEP DOWN Page B16: City of Houston has no power for a week and its 105 degrees there and no one's doing anyting to help them boring boring boring

The fourth largest city in America is still in crisis under a deadly heatwave & the power company can't get hundreds of thousands of households back online, but you'd barely know it from our national news.

850K CenterPoint customers remain without power after Hurricane Berylwww.houstonchronicle.com More than 850,000 CenterPoint customers were without power four days after Hurricane Beryl hit the Texas coast.

Longlegs is my new favorite horror movie of the year. What a masterpiece.

My ★★★★½ review of Longlegs on Letterboxd boxd.it/6RC7Sv

Review of ‘Longlegs’ (2024) ★★★★½boxd.it This was so totally my shit. Gave me some similar vibes of Alan Wake 2. Now I want Osgood Perkins to work with Sam Lake.