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every big game hunter who has ever cheesed for the camera next to an elephant they killed was posing next to something that had a name.
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it's on sight with this motherfucker, i tell you what
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God he has such a punchable face
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and such a slittable neck-chin combo
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right here, Mr. Secret Service man
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if i end up in a cia black site, please pray for me
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In his horribly ill fitting perfectly clean clothes. Perfectly encapsulates a lot of shit.
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He's a cocaine addict and has guns. He lied on his background check Hey @fbi, arrest this guy. He's always coked up.
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we already live with alien life and the way humans behave towards it is how we'll behave towards anything else that comes along, unlikely as that prospect is
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Anything else comes along and we’ll be in the position of the elephants and dolphins and chimps. Nothing to do but hope Sagan was right and only enlightened and peaceful cultures invent interstellar travel
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And they’re using them to yell at their kids hahahaha amazing
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nothing moves societal evolution faster than a mom who is mad at her dumbass kids
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I want to know if they do the thing where they get the names mixed up in the heat of the moment
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do they do the trick where they introduce a friend they know to an acquaintance whose name they can’t remember and hope the acquaintance says the name
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theyre whole social structure is matriarchal so it goes even deeper
elephants are so funny man sometimes teenage boys act up and the head mama goes like "nuh uh youse gots to go!" and so they just fuck off somewhere, maybe attack a human village or two, and then come back a couple years later to fuck
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When the elephant uses their first, middle and last name you know it is about to hit the fan!
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I remember reading a story a while back about an elephant that was treated for injuries at a research center - later they figured out that it had communicated to other elephants that it was a safe place to go for medical assistance because they’d show up there with problems and wait for it to open
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Does this mean that, like, Elephant A has a name for Elephant B, or that Elephant A has a name that Elephants B-Z all know? Both are amazing, to be sure, I just wasn’t clear on this.
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the article says it's the former. Elephant A has distinct names for Elephant B, Elephant C and so on.
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Looks like there is some potential evidence for the latter but they failed to prove it. Perhaps we shouldn't read too much into that failure: it's a miracle of science that they managed to prove *any* part of this.
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this is what we SHOULD be using AI for. learning elephants' names.
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I disagree strongly with Guardian's decision to describe this as "AI." That's a pretty bad label in general but in the recent discourse it usually refers to large transformer-based neural networks, and this is something totally different, though I don't know how computationally intensive.
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Until recently they were calling this sort of thing "machine learning" (and a lot of people would say that's still too anthropomorphic). But it seems the dam has broken: LLMs are "AI" and I guess everything else in the world is too.
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that's fair. it can be really hard to get people to use actual accurate terms, especially for tech stuff which most people have only very basic understanding of to start with!
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Nah, we should be using it to lie about election results.
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The way I heard it on the radio was that wondered where the names came from and they believed that mother elephants named their children.
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What if you met an elephant and its name was Bryleigh, or Braydyn
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Now scientists must endeavor to learn them all
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“Trunkers Tuskman, you get over here right now and finish cleaning your room!”
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Okay I’m sobbing for forever now [grew up on Babar]
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Yes, but they all call each other "Big Nose" so it doesn't count.
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Looking for intelligent life in space, ignoring the intelligent life here on Earth.
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Honestly we can afford to do both except capitalism demands that any science generate /profits/ for the machine.
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I mean I absolutely know what you both mean, and at the same time this is news about a funded study where people were specifically looking for intelligent life on earth. It’s okay to be down on this stuff most of the time, but today was a win, yeah?
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I think you misunderstand the point of what I was saying in reply to another reply. This wasn't meant to be a downer, just a cynical observation about how we could be doing MORE of this type of thing if not for greedy people!
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No, I got it—and like I said, every other day of the year I agree with you. But today’s an exception. Today it went from “we could be doing this, period,” to “we could be doing more of this.”
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We just haven't been listening very well...
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I believe that the same way we can identify bird calls on Merlin app, we will soon be able to learn dog language &so many other animals. They are already understanding some whale communications. It is going to be awesome to talk to our pets (more).
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Maybe? What if it turns out your pet hates you and makes fun of you behind your back?
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That is pretty fucking amazing.
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Great. More majestic creatures for me to disappoint when I forget their name 30 seconds after I meet them
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Everyday animals prove they are better than us with their "lesser" intelligence.
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Just looking for the elephant who said it. Many people say it's Phoebe Buffay. I think it's Joey air quoting again.
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Next, we must find Phoebe the elephant!