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he looks like he's either about to shit or puke
He definitely shits himself.
Strong disagree. He probably only consumes fiber in the form of pickles and similar garnishes.
He believes ketchup is a fiber because he ACTUALLY believes it’s a vegetable.
Look, I’ve done both simultaneously. Nothing says he can’t.
Gastroenteritis is amazing.
You have no idea how badly I want to WebMD diagnose him with... whatever is going wrong right here.
He leans forward during these photo ops to look thinner (tie hanging straight instead of curving over his belly) and to make his shoulders look more broad
No I don’t remember how I know this
ancient knowledge from the oracle of hell
This nutsack tried doing it and gave it away.
Why does it look like an inflatable suit 😭
welcome to epcot’s hall of dipshits
Is WebMD diagnosis a personality disorder or is personality disorder a WebMD diagnosis?
“Trump’s DRINKING the WATER!!”
He he he. He keeps going back for more...!
(There are felonies in the water)
Trump has never had a frogurt in his life
this should have more likes
Not so smooth now, am I right?
Hi suits always look like shit.
Me fail English.
That’s unpossible!
It might be what is in his suits
The last thing he wants is for people to notice the contours of his body.
Nearer My Don to Thee. . .
a sloped criminal.
bah-bah-da-bah-da-bah-da
bah-da-bah-da-Bah-bah-da
He's the front end of a drugged centaur
The Leaning Tower of Failure.
the snort I just made hurt my throat
How does he stay upright? The deceased child molester had these clips in the stage floor he could hook his shoes into so he could lean forward like that without falling over
