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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Brianomite 🧨
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Jack Black just canceled your entire tour
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Chris Kluwe
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judges NEED that undercoating too
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You should relax your face
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Gossip Girl needed better fact checkers
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Flying from perch to perch on wings of microplastics
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I can get out of this bed if Mike Pence has the courage to do what is necessary.
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Baby let me get a better look at that ass[assination headline chyron]
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grg
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We had hummingbirds coming into the garage once, and they’d get trapped cuz the ceiling was real high and they got confused. We had to get rakes and corral em. Funny and also an upper body workout.
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turbo jerrytopher
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Easily my fave Sandy Koufax quote!
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Tamper Proof Lid
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5 days
Please please 🙏 let it have been that
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Adobe (the software company) can eat shit (💩)
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6 days
Somewhere right now Vince Neil is doing less than a good job
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6 days
A little dab will do ya. A larger dab will also do you. Even a massive dab has the do in it.
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Tamper Proof Lid
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6 days
Love that mode
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Low Quality Facts
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7 days
Ten gallon fact right there
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Haus of Decline
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Yeah but the guys back would be fine if he’d just sign up for the Platinum Wellness Package
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BayBayFriend
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8 days
A longtime fave band of mine started with the whoas and ohhs and shit
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4 cat pics for the skeet of 3!!
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Bumping for laughs!!!
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8 days
Huggy 3: The Hugg Does LA
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Just another day in the goon mines
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Blaming the cats for this weed smell
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Mercury Remains Prohibited in The Mail
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MisterJayEm
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8 days
Anything else is Sparkling Horde
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8 days
How are you living like this???
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9 days
If there’s one thing I know, it’s blood money
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9 days
“Just like poopin through a pinhole!” — The Pinhole Pooper
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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Home Alone sequel idea, had to be
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The guy was so chess. A real pawn’s pawn. A king amongst queens.
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If you will excuse me, I have a ball to attend