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@weedlejuice.bsky.social

Ditch dweller
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1 year ago today (no i won't stop posting these)
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i have a sort of synesthesia where i relate letters with numbers. like B is 2, G is 7. i get a lot of 4 vibes from D. F is definitely 6
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Sometimes there really are hidden objects
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texting my neighbour "are you mad at me??" every time they close their blinds
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The emperor sets all his tweets to "Everybody can reply," as a matter of ancient custom. This, of course, does not mean you should reply to him. There are formalities to be observed.
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One of these rings is not like the others
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this tree is growing a little weiner
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Some of the greatest to ever do it
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Self-Harm
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Self-Harm
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I was trying to imagine it and all I could think of was a logo above the party table and every kid bored outta their minds
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have you tried being more porous ? every organism that’s evolved to be more porous always has good things to say about it in their exit interview
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i of course believe in the science of meteorology but there are some days when you might be better off asking the witches and warlocks to make the forecast
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detective crouching and touching the ground "something Australian happened here"
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(me bounding off in a kangaroos pouch eating a Vegemite sandwich) You can’t prove anything 💪🏻
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i'm mixing 10% algae into your dinner to reduce burping
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something fell out of me and a man took it
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Some people use the microwave 10+ times a day. These are their stories
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I want to be a Pokemon
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There should be a setting that makes your phone start growling at you if you’re ever within 500 yards of somebody from this website in real life
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Could use more heroin tbh
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When you hit kitten lady status 👑
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I remember one kid telling me last year he was having a google themed bday party
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Between the knees is the best
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Blobs dry so quickly nowadays
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barely even hit the surface