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I painted small rocks like M&Ms

What could possibly go wrong?

the green one isn't sexy enough

FALSE

ok but whats she doin later

Ok, more, less, whatever, have to disagree with them just based on "enough".

Any amount of sexy or even none is more than enough.

RIP some unattended 3-year-old

Me

also me.

Like a three year old won't just eat rocks anyway.

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Daywww.theonion.com BERKELEY, CA—Calling the average American diet “severely lacking” in the proper amount of sediment, Geologists at UC Berkeley recommended Tuesday eating at least one small rock per day. “In order to l...

Melts in your mouth, not in a volcano.

According to Google AI, they are edible, and a good source of minerals.

Bring them to a Republican's 4th of July party please.

🎯

Literally forbidden treat

ok, how much is a commission for about 1000 of these?

The lords work

You should put them in a candy dish, just for laughs🦷

this is the only bad thing a woman has ever done

forbidden candy

Hmmm... The dentists will be pleased... 😂

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I see we're going to be checking holloween candy for the next 30 years because of this one time the threat was real

I’ve never had a physical object challenge my morals hypothetically. And I still don’t know. 😰

pure evil

Who hurt you

Dammit I'm going to eat them 😔

But why tho?

A gift to dentists…

You must be a dentist huh?

This is so fucking evil I love you

Ok, now I need a cold shower

Kobold approved serving size and snack.

I'm glad I swallowed them whole.

this is cruel

I think your house might be the one they warn kids about on Halloween.

Evil Halloween treats

Very sneaky. If someone tries to do a murder on you, you just hand them these as a 'meanwhile snack', watch them break their teeth and trudge away crying.

precisely

Me, absolutely fucking destroying every molar on one side of mouth: mmmmm emb and emb

My god what's next, Twix?

I see you're an agent of chaos.

As one does.

Awesome!

They don’t melt in your hand, they break your teeth.

Is your mate a Dentist?

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