David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈: Social media from a shark’s perspective: Instagram: Here are photos of seals I ate Facebook: My high school friends eat bigger seals than me and I’m jealous LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals. Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?

Social media from a shark’s perspective: Instagram: Here are photos of seals I ate Facebook: My high school friends eat bigger seals than me and I’m jealous LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals. Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?

Mastodon: Well actually that's a sea lion not a seal

Nextdoor: That gang of Orca that hangs around the chip shop stole my seal. Let's be careful out there people

Etiquette is to CW for food please

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Reddit: I shared my seal with my neighbor, AITA? Bluesky: Shark Dick Saturday

#ClasperSky

Might as well link to my additions: bsky.app/profile/liza...

Mastodon: CW sharks, teeth, water Bluesky: What if ALF was a shark, and also naked?

There we go, that nailed those two.

"Why do dolphins get so much attention in the ocean? They're not even proper fish!" AKA Just Asking Crustaceans

Bluesky: Trump is actually more progressive on sharks than Biden

Ok Bluesky andMastodon now

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