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Love your initiative, Timmy, but we don’t have time for hot dogs from scratch
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Raccoons got in the office last night. They found Cindy's ketchup packets, did a number on Evan's desk, and everywhere there is carnage. Still, there is no doubt now that they can work wonders with a spreadsheet. The company's been threatening a restructure. We can all be replaced.
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I made a salad
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More like George Washing Tons Of Dishes
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Not to draw any attention away from an entire country or anything but I need everyone to wish Ember a happy birthday. Or else.
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
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Why yes, I am a DOG person. (Delusions Of Grandeur)
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Okay, which one of you was it
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In hindsight, my ex got way too into Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More" that last year
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Convinced that no one will ever love me based on my rudimentary understanding of how a compass works
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These Colors Do Runs
Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡
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New setting just dropped: nobody can reply except for your mom.
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At the airport slipping hand-poured 3oz bottles of unused conditioner into strangers’ bags
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look folks don’t feel bad you did your best you posted really hard about it on bluesky dot app a platform frequented by 10s of the world’s most influential people but you just can’t win em all
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When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
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If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything
Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can
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why is nobody talking about this?
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The real heroes of this website are the people who don’t get involved in any of the weird parasocial stuff and just go “here is my floofy dog”
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I don’t have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
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Ouija Board: G-E-T B-E-N-T L-O-S-E-R Me: …grandma?
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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?