Addy Teoh (张美鍊)

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Addy Teoh (张美鍊)

@witmol.bsky.social

aunty/she/her

Writer, tea enthusiast, tsundoku practitioner. 'I have approximate knowledge of many things.'

On Dharug land (Australia)
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Every time I see the name JD Vance I think it is the alter ego of author Jack Vance, like Iain M Banks/Iain Banks. Jack, I am sorry.
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Boff just told me NSW won the State of Origin and I didn't believe him. (I actually care less about NSW winning the State of Origin than I do about the fact Queenslanders won't be smug gits tomorrow.)
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Peak Reddit is being banned from the Pet Mouse sub because someone asked: Has anyone had any success housing two intact male mice together? And I said 'Yes' and was banned for being "not factual" even though my answer was based on my lived experience. The sub is militant about keeping males solo.
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No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery. This is Ernie, my ex-boss' dog (at work).
No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
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Don't question the logic here, but the one tea and snack matching tip I have for you is sheng pu'er and Haribo Tangfastics.
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sharing the dead trump rallygoer's fucked up tweets to downplay his death is so gross. even if you think the guy had extreme views, he was still an bystander at a campaign event who got senselessly murdered. don't lower your own standards because you don't like who they're being applied to
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This was me when I worked in an office. BYO cutlery.
I've used the same knife and fork for the last 20 years, I keep them hidden from my family and once used they go back into their hidden home.
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NYT be like: "Here are 100 Best Books of the 21st Century." I'm like, I've read 10 of them and don't agree, they don't even make the best books I've read in the year I read them. Another 13 are on my TBR pile, should I take them off?
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As August closes in, it seems like a good time to reshare my Worldcon 2024 Survival Guide. Conning on a budget and looking for where to buy groceries, get a hot meal, or take a walk away from the convention centre? I've got you covered.
WorldCon 2024 Survival Guideheathervalentinewriting.com A guide for Worldcon Glasgow 2024 attendees, including directions to nearby groceries, pharmacies, and food options.
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Fun times: schooling my newbie SFF friend about why GRRM might be treated at arm's length by Worldcon after she sent me this article. www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/2444670...
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Just got a flu shot and am waiting the requisite 10-15 mins in the waiting room. 10 mins comes and I decide to leave... then George Michael's 'Too Funky' comes on the radio so it looks like I'm here for the whole 15 mins.
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I am obsessed with the line breaks on this
One bad summoning ruins it for everyone.
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I am unexpectedly in love with Kirsha. As soon as I heard the Picassos were fake, I thought of Hannah Gadsby's quip: "Nobody owns a circular lego nude. They own a Picasso." Also, MONA's new exhibition is 'Namedropping' so all this is particularly apt. mona.net.au/blog/art-is-...
‘ART IS NOT TRUTH’: PABLO PICASSO – Blog | Monamona.net.au ‘… Art is a lie that makes us realise truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. The artist must know the manner whereby to convince others of the truthfulness of [her] lies.’
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Just got timed out trying to buy tix for a show because I dared to read its T&Cs (~3000 words), but also it didn't tell me how long I had to keep them in my basket.
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Ever read some things that become synergistic? Finished Octavia Cade's 'The Stone Wētā', which is all about the preservation of data, and remembered this from @charliejane.bsky.social last week: LOCKSS: Lots Of Copies Keeps Stuff Safe. buttondown.email/charliejane/...
We Should All Be Archivistsbuttondown.email Lately, I keep obsessing about two seemingly opposing but interrelated trends: 1) The past decade has seen an incredible bounty of art and self-expression...
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Have started to use Tasks on Google Calendar to remind myself to do stuff like call the gas company to shut off the meter and was dismayed to find out you can't search Tasks, which I wanted to use so I could search and say "as per my call on [date], I'm no longer a gas customer".
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I'm reading Octavia Cade's 'The Stone Weta' for book club tomorrow night. I'm about 3/4 through and still don't know wtf is going on but I'm digging its vibes.
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"I am bilingual (German, English, Icelandic, Danish, and other Scandinavian languages)." My guy, that's more than 'bi'.
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Just realised how many UK and US folk I follow here – whole timeline is full of election and firework talk.
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You have no idea how many petty grudges you still hold until you have to name a child. Holly? Bitch. Lauren? Bitch. Bethany? Stuck up bitch. These are all from elementary school.
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Boff doesn't understand my attraction to Daniel Brühl and I'm kinda sad about it.
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Last night I dreamt I walked in on Stephen Fry on the telephone. Instead of being annoyed or surprised to see me, he handed me the (old-school cordless beige) handset and told me to end the conversation with the person on the other end.
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The whole US presidential debacle reminds me of a David Sedaris piece where he talks about most people treating it like an in-flight meal. You can have the chicken, or a steaming pile of dog turd, "and people will still ask how the chicken is cooked".
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Anyone know if there's any We Are Lady Parts merch other than the soundtrack out there? Looking for a poster of Malala on a horse maybe...
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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Google summaries are wild to me. Often I look up a chef's name and, if they have released a cookbook, they will be labelled an 'author' before 'chef'.
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