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Title text: "’"‘”’" means "I edited this text on both my phone and my laptop before sending it"" Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2954#Transcript
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[[ ]] I edit wikis
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{| |} I'm editing a wikitable (just a few lines and columns more and the content will be a hellscape beyond human deciphering)
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Writing everything with extensive commas and parentheses, because I'm #AuDHD, like structure, and terrified people will misunderstand me (so I couch as much meaning into a single sentence as possible)
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Extremely relatable.
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"" a programmer is talking
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/* A C programmer is taking */
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`` a programmer is talking literally
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A friend looked at some Javascript code and said "it looks like its swearing at me".
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// a programmer has a comment about this
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You mean `` isn't included as the most favorite monospaced font?
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``` I have a favorite monospaced font and I am very long-winded ```
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I do have a favorite monospaced font. Consolas!
A man of taste and quality.
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You find the l/1 near-collision tolerable? I know it's very common but I just can't stand it.
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Oh, I hadn't noticed that. That would be bad, definitely. I got burned years ago debugging something where an O vs. 0 in a string made all the difference. Back then I was using Courier New (shudder). Do you have a suggestion for a better font?
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I like Fira Code; you can disable the fancy ligatures if they get jarring, but I kind of like them.
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So there are probably no „German animorph“, I guess.
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„“ some German is talking
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»« Some German is talking, but wants to appear educated
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Online, I often mix both types of quotes. Makes it easier do differente who said what. i.e. (okay, it contains three types of brackets or quotes) bsky.app/profile/jens...
Vorhin hätte ich ein Video im Stil von @diekatzlei.bsky.social aufnehmen können. Aus einem Hauseingang höre ich ein gequältes langgezogenes Miau. Ich 👨🏻‍🦱, „Ja“ 🐈⬛, "Miiiaauuu" «Ey Dummkopf, wieso sitze ich hier im Regen vor der Tür?» 👨🏻‍🦱, „Was ist denn?“
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<< A Citroen has fallen over >>
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// could be an indicator for regular expressions as well, does not need to be /italic/
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If anything, that makes the statement more true rather than less.
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«My favorite character is Aximili-Esgarrouth-Eiffel»
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Really the last one should be <| |>, since a bra by itself is an operator and a ket by itself is a vector (i.e. a quantum state.)
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Not quite, a bra is a vector in a space dual to the ket space. An operator normally needs to be expressed as something involving | >< |, coincidentally mimicking the looks on my students' faces when I lecture about bilinear expansions of operators 😖 (i'm supposed to be on vacation sorry)
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The unbalancedness disturbed me
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{} this stuff is expensive so be careful with it killed me
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»« A German speaker found these in the Unicode table and thought they look cool, but doesn't know how to use them right.
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You can nest language and it gets even better. I'm not anywhere close to an expert, but as far as I'm aware, after " ", you can ' ' for a quote within a quote. But.... You can ' ' for a quote within a quote within a quote So she said "she said ' she said 'she said 'she said' ' ' " I think is correct
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I think it goes doubles, single, doubles, single. Like, it alternates between layers
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It's rather confusing looking either way and it's still amazing.
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Oh, and super helpful information by the way!
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\"\" : I'm already in a " and I want to stay there
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i had a tumblr account in 2009
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I will never not be salty about my middle school English creative writing assignment getting points docked for depicting telepathic dialogue with
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( ) This is part of the song title [ ] This is an alternate version of the song / This song transitions into the other song x This song mashed up with that song