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While a day without a DAMMIT PHIL is like a day I don't have the internet, I only get those from folks at the FDA about once a quarter. I regret to inform folks a new Broughton File has been started for Bullshit Ionizing Radiation Devices, separate from the Bullshit Laser Products one.
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> FDA > ionizing radiation > bullshit device An alarming set of clues.
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I recommend avoiding any spa treatments involving lasers or x-rays.
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> spa treatments > X-rays Those things . . . do not belong together.
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I had to work very hard not to laugh at the laser scorched butthole and taint from an unlicensed operator using an illegally imported laser hair remover at spa. But DEXA units are somewhat common and such places.
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I did not expect to read "laser scorched butthole and taint" today, but I did.
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I've been here for decades, I just have never seen that phrase and feel kind of bad I giggled.
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The internet is huge and beautiful place, different every day. Errydang day a chance to say "Wow, that is a unique combination of words that is now scorched onto my soul, like an infernal tattoo. Thanks, Internet!"
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The singing works if you go baroque with the pronunciation of scorchèd.
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Well that's enough internet for me today