Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog.

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Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog.

@xandariathepink.bsky.social

Reader, gamer, spoonie, cat mom, AI hater, bog witch, and queen of the brain bees. Huge Trekkie, and not ashamed of it.
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Yep, sticking my head back in the sand, cannot deal with this today.
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Grocery shopping the day before the 4th was a bad idea. I am now going to take a soothing cannabis nap under the AC
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watching modern audiences get completely wrongfooted by the concept of an unreliable narrator is one of my few remaining pissy little fandom joys
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lestat is anne rice’s most precious child who ends up as vampire king of the universe and if you don’t understand that then what are we even doing here. he’s a gorgeous mary sue and the real strength of the show is that it understands that he whips ass
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT
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“Oh but Biden—“ Is not Trump. That’s how you end the sentence in the reality in which we live. It sucks and we need to change it, but your choices are the Damp Waffle Administration or Project 2025. That’s it. Sorry.
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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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My friend group has started applying the “Are they Dolly Parton Christians or Orange Man Christians?” meme and this is thoroughly orange.
A homeless shelter wrote an amicus brief in the Grant’s Pass case. They argued SCOTUS should let the city arrest the homeless because, and I am not shitting you, the ban on doing so meant less people were willing to abide by their “two church services a day and no sex” requirement to sleep inside.
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Last night was a shit show because Biden had a head cold. If he didn’t, we’d be talking about: 1. Trump floating the great replacement theory in a presidential debate 2. Trump saying he’ll support the election results “if they’re fair” 3. Two debate moderators who let Trump say whatever he wanted
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Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions
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Yeah, I am gonna be in Tural all day, riding the wave of joy I've got going, no politics today!
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So I was doing the outside camper chores because I feel slightly less like shit, and I was back in my smoking spot, inhaling the Lord's good grass, and the new camper neighbors heard me moving around, guy must have been 85, didn't see me, wandered back saw me and started the old fart ramble
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Most spectrum people I know have social overstim/anxiety because, since they can remember, someone in their lives has told them how they're too much, doing it wrong, being weird, acting "off", or otherwise relating to other humans incorrectly. So, yeah. That weighs on a kid, and later, an adult.
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Let's try to get 'slap a slice of bologna on a red hot Cybertruck in the sun' trending
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I am the failed cross between a sasquatch & a hobbit. I am a french bulldog level disaster of a person, & I am mad that I inhaled some cannabis and it improved my brain fog to the point I can probably do a chore or two.
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I know Whedon doesn’t have a leg to stand on but the three guys from Buffy who made a sex bot really predicted every annoying nerd in 2024
The “anti woke” star wars fans have pivoted from “the acolyte ruined star wars” to “the girls were too good at fighting in the cool lightsaber battle” which is kind of an admission of defeat
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If anyone has any ideas how to fix brain fog, I'd appreciate them. I've tried caffeine and food and hydration and I'd really like my executive function to return enough to take out the trash and clean the litter box, chores I have been trying to do for 3 days now.
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You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.
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It's not "I suffered so you should too," it's "I suffered and no one else should ever have to."
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I need people to understand I am really doing everything I can, and can't just make society be fair to poor and disabled people. Yes, I have been homeless for almost a year, and no there is not anything I can do to fix that without either outside help or a moderate sized windfall.
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“Guy with less than 100 followers being a psycho and picking fights with everyone” is one of my least favorite types of dude on here
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I don't know what the hawk tua thing is and I am glad I don't.
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I don't have a migraine, but I have the brain fog, and it needs to go away. I have shit to do.
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Every 90's comedy was like 40% hate speech by volume. Most of the rest consisted of the protagonist being a sex pest and/or doing hate crimes at the same time.
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This is honestly a better promo for the book than I ever managed.
::charges in headlong:: I made a terrible promo comic for #MakeATerribleComicDay2024! This one is for @tkingfisher.bsky.social's PALADIN'S GRACE, the first in her Saint of Steel aka Paladin romance series.
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If the SSA wants to deny your benefits because they think you can work, they should be forced to find you an actual, literal, you-can-start-tomorrow-with-a-pay-advance fucking job placement.