While a day without a DAMMIT PHIL is like a day I don't have the internet, I only get those from folks at the FDA about once a quarter.
I regret to inform folks a new Broughton File has been started for Bullshit Ionizing Radiation Devices, separate from the Bullshit Laser Products one.
I had to work very hard not to laugh at the laser scorched butthole and taint from an unlicensed operator using an illegally imported laser hair remover at spa.
But DEXA units are somewhat common and such places.
Stun and kill are both inconveniently close to each other and inconveniently far from each other. I doubt we're going to achieve any kind of sustained induced unconsciousness that doesn't require continuous monitoring and intervention by a trained professional.
I deeply regret the half-remembered incredibly stupid thing this made me go look up which I thought might have been related, but in fact is an *unrelated* incredibly stupid thing that only *apocryphally* involves intentional bone damage.
With a moment or two of spare time, this could be turned into the 'PHIL OFFLINE' concert tour t-shirt with some of your best visits listed on the back. But I wake and baked, so just do what you can with that.
The internet is huge and beautiful place, different every day. Errydang day a chance to say "Wow, that is a unique combination of words that is now scorched onto my soul, like an infernal tattoo. Thanks, Internet!"
Please don’t challenge Phil. He knows many and terrible things that are not only true but also he has all the receipts to prove it. Few are prepared to know how fragile (it’s Italian) our existence really is.
Why is it that whenever I see a somewhat vague Phil-response, scrolling up yields a "well that's interesting" most of the time as well as regret about half the time.