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I've met people named Hamburger who own McDonald's franchises Just a profoundly stupid asshole
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
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Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Ack is Bill the Cat expelling a hairball. Origin story of the villain Ackman.
Ah you think McDonald’s is your ally? You merely adopted the hamburger. I was born in it, molded by it.
What Mayor McCheese says while standing over the beaten down body of the Hamburglar
I mean, if he were rigorous, it'd be
First thing I thought of.
That was the first thing I thought of, just before this.
Mr. Bojangles? Yeah, he's the chicken man.
My Bojangles is my dad. Please, call me George
“Like Secret Sauce in the rain…”
Edward Nigma, Joe Kerr, and Harleen Quinzell all agree with Ackman. But like his brain, they don't ACTUALLY EXIST.
Did you know that “if” is the middle word in “life”?
All those
Insights
Will be lost. In time
Like.... Piss. Down the drain.
"I've seen algorithms you people wouldn't believe."
So my name is Ackman so that means I’m like Cathy
That McDonald’s down by the Tannhäuser Gate?
"You Nexus 6, right? I made your fries!"
I will always remember the guy who was a state finalist in high jump and long jump when I was in high school, named TJ Jumper
i've......... done questionable things...
I've met a man named glasscock who is too afraid to fuck
My eye doctor was Dr. Seymour.
My root-canal was done by Dr. Pane.
My phys ed teacher was Miss Trainer
I know a dentist named Dr. Chu.
My name is Ackman. I'm a Cathy Type. My weakness is chocolate, and I'm laser focused on "having it all" as a working woman
Honestly we should bring back public humiliation and exile people like that again. Only way we can fix this.
Seriously. What mushrooms did these cultists ingest?
I've seen crypto exchanges burn off the shoulder of Orion ...
I've whined like a pissbaby about things you people wouldn't believe.
So THAT'S why I couldn't stop myself from spending $10,000 on ribbons.
In another universe he's the same guy with the same stupid belief system but he interprets his name to mean Action Man
I’ve watched Frosty beams glitter in the dark near the Wendy’s gate
A little seen photo of Felix Frankfurter
I proper LOL’d at that bad boy.
I mean a serious guffaw and then some quality follow up giggles.
It's called nominative determinism. And the most obvious counter-example here is a cabinet minister named James Cleverly. Who really is not.
Wait until he learns Tito's Vodka is made by a guy name Beveridge.
Tito Beveridge, but close enough. The fact he ended up doing a drink is pretty funny.
I STG we have/had an OB/GYN in my town called Dr. Hyman (I know, spelling, but still)
The classic New Scientist correspondence page that discusses Nominative Determinism, ending with:
"So let the last word [on Nominative Determinisim] go to Andrew Lover, who writes to us expressing the earnest hope that nominative determinism is a real phenomenon. We hope so too, young Lover." archive.ph
