Dawn: all this uproar about RFK eating a dog has me pondering the hierarchy we give to animals in different cultures. like do y’all know how sweet and loyal pigs are?

all this uproar about RFK eating a dog has me pondering the hierarchy we give to animals in different cultures. like do y’all know how sweet and loyal pigs are?

ok but RFKjr also eaten a bunch of pigs and not cooked the meat enough that how he got the brain worm

no, no he’s a wild person. It’s just that the two stories yesterday were RFK may have eaten a dog and RFK won’t deny sexually assaulting somebody and I am perturbed about which one is getting the most run

yeah same I genuinely do not care what he's eaten there's sooooo much else he was already terrible for and hey just throw sexual assault on the pile because of course

I think the worst thing is RFK thought it was more important to deny that he ate a dog and "boys will be boys"d the sexual assault thing. But also I didn't hear about the dog thing until today, everyone lead with the sexual assault thing yesterday.

Actually the worst thing is that based on the priorities of the people that would vote for him he's probably right to do that.

also wasn't he 4 and 40 fucking years old with the sexual assault thing

that’s wild that this is your online experience, because I’ve seen a ton of posts on the latter and the only mention I’ve seen of the dog thing is your post lol

I'm generally curating a less serious timeline than you are I think. I don't see most of the stuff you complain about. the magic of the internet

lmao that’s so funny because I would’ve bet anything that it was the opposite

At least I didn't share the pic from the Vanity Fair story

ok I have no idea what this is and would like to keep it that way

Heh all the stuff I've seen has led with the dog regardless of how much the sexual assault was covered. I don't think I've seen anything where a headline started with a human

that’s so interesting. truly two (or infinite) different timelines

Fortunately most of the commentary has been more sensibly focused, but the ordering of the ledes does drive what gets talked about first Anyway fuck that guy part 462463983636

Same here!! So weird.

in conclusion, Online is a land of contrasts,

I am also just now learning about the dog

Is he even weird for a Kennedy? I'm not sure

Isn't that exactly what happened?

that's his actual story, yes however:

the paradox that the only source for RFK Jr having brain worms is RFK Jr saying it himself that he has brain worms, and we can't believe anything he says because he has brain worms

“We have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig!” Dudes rock, good morning

Pulp Fiction - Pigs are filthy animalsyoutu.be Samuel L. Jackson's character explains why doesn't eat pork. One of the best and most entertaining dialog scenes from Pulp Fiction. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy mofos.

lol this was exactly what I thought of when I saw Dawn’s post

I went to Snatch first but this is a close second.

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I’ll never know because I ain’t eating the nasty muthaf*cka…!”

I’m going to just try not to think about it tomorrow whilst smoking meat

you’re smoking tomorrow? can I come over

Absolutely. Bring some limes for margs

I've eaten bummer lamb that I personally bottle fed and I definitely had an feeling about it but damn that lamb was delicious too in conclusion, food is a lamb of contrasts

Lamb of contrasts Go to your room

Counterpoint: dogs don't have bacon

smh misinformation is everywhere online

Thats still pork. I'm talking about the cut of meat that is bacon

I've seen "Soylent Green" so I'm still on the fence

dogs can have a little bacon, as a treat

I'm guessing this isn't actually true, but we don't sell it here

Canis ibericus

Yet they’ll eat you if you fall in their pen

what's the big deal I mean I'll eat you if you fall in my-[yanked off stage with comically large shepherd's crook]

I got bad news about dogs

Remember when people lost their shit because IKEA used horse meat in their meatballs? Horses are dumb! Horses won't let you put bow ties on them!

It’s largely emotional, I know. Still the memories of walking through the dog markets in Hanoi fuck my shit up every time

Eating pulpo (fried octopus) in Malaga really got me messed up too. Like they're hella smart, should I be eating them? I should I be eating ~any~ animal? Where is the line?! (as was Dawn's original point)

as a person who eats pork but would not eat a dog let me be clear that I'm not an idiot. I understand that any normal person raised in this culture would see them differently. I'm just gently reminding that culture is all this is. no we probably shouldn't eat any animals, no I'm not going vegetarian

100% and I don’t judge other cultures. The Vietnamese I was with were very self conscious and I had to keep reassuring them that it was fine but man it was hard to see

Yeah, I'm 100% in agreement. Spanish culture's line includes octopus? Does mine? *Should* mine? It's all a big ethical/moral quandry

Well, what domesticated animal *isn't* right? It's part of the process Well, I guess, there's chickens. Chickens are assholes. Fuck those guys.

A pig will eat you

so will a dog

I’m sorry who ate a what

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