The good news is that in Airplane mode Peter Graves' voice will randomly pipe in with Have you ever been to a Turkish prison while you're talking on the phone
But it has to use all the lines, otherwise what’s the fun.
Client: tomorrow night works
Me: great how about we start at-
Captain Clarence: Johnny have you ever seen a gladiator movie?
Client: uh what?
Me: sorry, that’s another client. So does 5:30 work?
Let’s go all the way and call it the Airplane! mode app. Get all- (remembers some of jokes)- uh, get most of the jokes and have it randomly drop them. To-do list:
No, not the old lady and the two dudes.
Not the “whoops we’re killing a sick child” bit.
We have to edit Captain Clarence.
What else?
Wait... is that Siri's way of giving you the cold shoulder when she's mad at you? Kind of like in those movies when the guy calls their wife by a different name during sex?
