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lol, lmao, rofl. dude totally shot himself in the dick
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I am reminded of the end of level statistics for Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 it showed your hits on the following categories: head, torso, limbs… and “other”
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I know that in the elder scroll series they leave the arrow sticking out of the corpse.   I may go for center mass or between the eyes, but a lot of people go for where that cop was shot.
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Lock, Cock and Two Smoking Nuts
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Glock, Cock, and Two Smoking Testes
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Finally some good news today.
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Ask anyone who works a firing range, and if they are actually honest, they will tell you that cops doing range qualifiers terrify them. Gun safety rules for thee and not for their pork selves.
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Also, as firearms enthusiast, that “accidental discharge of his service weapon” bit is hilarious to me. Do you know what most of us refer to that as? Official term for it is “negligent discharge”. A firearm doesn’t go off by itself, it’s negligent handling.
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Now now, they are probably shit gun owners, and don’t believe in maintenance, thus neglecting their firearms to failure. Oups, still negligent discharge. I’ve never had a negligent discharge, have had a misfire, but it turns out if you act reasonably, it’s possible to not shoot yourself in the taint
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negligence is the number one cause of negligent discharges
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a large majority of police surplus guns are unused with holster wear or covered with rust, there is no inbetween. most cops are not gun people and only qual like once a year
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he got an alert to look out for Bofa and got confused
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The arc of history bends towards a cop blasting his dick clean off or something like that
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All Cops Are (shooting themselves in the) Balls
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.... it's really not hard to prevent an "accidental discharge"
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yeah. stop touching it while it’s still in your pants
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100% and leave the safety on and maybe unchamber your round guns can't go off accidentally if there isn't a bullet in the chamber!
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also I'm aware you were making a euphemism! but gun safety is no joke! lol
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it's true!! every time we handle a firearm we should be thinking about these four rules of gun safety!
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lol! you saw what i did there 😆 i mean, if it were anyone else other than a cop shooting himself in the dick - i can only be as serious as the situation calls for ya know?
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love it when cops set a good example for their fellow officers
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the 10th amendment reserves to the States the police power to shoot themselves in the dicks
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i feel like the average phoenix pd officer would shoot themself in the dick if you convinced them somebody's dog was in their pants
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Sounds about right for Phoenix PD.
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accidental discharges are always negligent discharges, but of course the local media couldn't use that term, it would make the cop look stupid, careless, incompetent,...
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Lol that sort of injury is painful, difficult to heal, and will likely lead to his dick not working anymore.
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come on phx pd, you TOO can shoot yourselves in your respective genitals if you really believe!!
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To protect and serve, finally.
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You playing with your ACAB voodoo doll again, @acab4cutie.top ?!
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Seriously, why do cops not know how to use the safety on his gun? As of another joke:  This isn't the only way you hear the words "accidental discharge" "cop" and "penis" in the same sentence.
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I doubt it is the only time you hear those words with the "Parking lot between the police station" either.
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