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Allie O

@allieo.bsky.social

✨autistic 💅 aspiring comic 👽 cat mom 🐱 former $w 💸 sagittarius 🧚‍♀️ 📍SF
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Comment music recs! I need to listen to new tunes (which is very hard bc my autistic brain only likes to play the same songs on repeat) lol
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Going down an internet wormhole about project 2025 😳😳😳
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"I always say God didn't let me have children so that all kids could be mine” -Dolly Parton 💓
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I knew I had to leave him, but I just found out he was WAY worse than I thought 😳 Im going to be single for a very long time bc I think my autism makes me more vulnerable to predators than I realized
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Manifesting a new bestie 💕 (that’s local)
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I exclusively shop at Whole Foods…with my EBT
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I saw a bag of Doritos get run over on the freeway and my therapist isn't answering the phone
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Super proud of the success of my TikTok comment lol
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OOTD from a few months ago
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Aliens showing up and saying "take me to your leader" is such a Karen thing
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Dating tip: show them you're a good listener by loudly repeating everything they say
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The police are chasing me because they’re jealous
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Gotta take a quick nap to get energy to get ready for bed
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Subtle thigh Thursday
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no more clever posting going full bimbo mode UwU
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It’s refreshing how celibacy has improved my life 🧚‍♀️ self care era
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Reskeet if you are AuDHD but officially dx’d as bipolar 🤷‍♀️
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Today’s thrift store finds ☺️
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unbothered. moisturized. in my lane. listening to frank zappa. flourishing
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the fatality risk of a pedestrian hit by a car going 24mph is 10%. if you double that speed, a pedestrian's chance of death from being hit by a car going 48mph jumps up to 75%. SEVENTY FIVE. FUCKING. PERCENT. SPEED LIMITS EXIST FOR A REASON (source: www.jtlu.org/index.php/jt...)
As someone who pretty much always goes the speed limit (or maybe 5ish over) and has been in one (1) car accident that was me getting rear ended it is truly buckwild how many men are in my replies going "WOW YEAH I MEAN I GO 20+ OVER AND THATS FINE BUT JEEZ THATS TOO MUCH" It's not!! Slow down!!
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Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind
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He's never seen a fire pit before 🤣
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saying I have AuDHD is fine I guess but it's SO much funnier to say "turbo autism"
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when you're autistic, exposure therapy for social situations often doesn't really work. Because it's not an irrational fear pf social situations for us, it's not really social anxiety. For us, the social situations are ACTUALLY unsafe. Exposing us more doesn't change that, unfortunately.
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there's a young person on the clock app whose ex pissed them off so bad they started posting the ex's family recipes on the internet
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New here…anybody want to be my friend? 🥺