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May we all live our lives so that social media sites don’t rejoice like Ewoks at the end of Jedi upon news of our death.
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My mentions have been destroyed by people quoting this with just “yub nub”
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I mean, you had to see that coming.
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I genuinely did not expect it to pop off like that
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Now, let's all link hands and sing Yub Nub
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I remember when Thatcher died and “Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead” trended on the iTunes Charts.
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I've heard people describing today as America's Thatcher Moment.
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Or rejoice like flying monkeys!
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It's a low bar to clear, y'know. Living a more humane life than Henry Kissinger that is.
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I mean, the bar was already on the ground, since Kissinger will be six feet under soon.
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BlueSky is the Ewoks, while the slightly more reserved folks are leaning back with a weary sigh of relief, a la Admiral Akbar when the Executor got blowed up.
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I had literally just finished watching Jedi when I saw the news.
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This is how I found out. And I immediately guessed correctly, haha.
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And also may none of us ever be responsible for the deaths of 3 million people. amen.
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Yub nub, my friend. Yub nub.
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This is the comment I’ve been looking for.
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Well I wasn’t doing that, but I am now
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Haaaaa
The last time someone's death was this widely celebrated the celebrations included cannibal teddy bears playing drums on the severed heads of Imperial stormtroopers
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Most people that evil just wouldn’t put the effort in…
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I love this phrasing for the implication that the Ewoks threw the exact same party when Obi-Wan and Yoda died as they did for Vader.
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You know Kissinger woulda carpet-bombed those little dudes. YUB NUB
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