Amanda Smith: Just as a reminder, all you need is a squirt gun with salt water to draw a penis on a cybertruck

Just as a reminder, all you need is a squirt gun with salt water to draw a penis on a cybertruck

Cybertruck guy distraught to realize that everyone outside their community thinks it's ugly and stupid

If I spent $100k+ on the Willy Wonka Experience of trucks I'd probably be in that deep of denial too.

"what can we do to improve it" I don't know, maybe don't buy cars from racists

“What can we do to improve it” wait for the apocalypse and then only give people rides if they tell you how cool your car is I guess

You mean in the first 10 minutes of the apocalypse before the grid goes down. (Sooner in Texas)

But only the apocalypse where your cell phone still works to unlock the door.

Or, design cars that don't look like something a child would draw when asked to "Make a drawing of a truck and a van mixed together?" But, your point is also a very good one.

Pressure the board to replace the ceo, and accept that your truck is fugly.

Harder than it sounds, look up the history of Ford and Volkswagen

But consider: What if they were also terribly built

A crayon would do anywhere they salt the roads for winter.

A glue stick so that the rest rusts but there is distinct writing that is invisible until it’s too late

Public perception will evolve into knowing who is a giant tool just by spotting their vehicle.

Cybertrucks are like lift kits for incels.

I've seen them called "Incel Camino"

Which I still think is unfair to Caminos.

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The Camino has a bigger bed.

Such a weird car, and yet so cool. That paint job is particularly awesome.

I’m a brave truth teller. I don’t give a damn what you think. I’m strong and independent. If you tell me my car is ugly I’m gonna cry in the corner.

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I wonder how much of their purchase decision was to hope strangers would think they were cool. I haven't seen one in person yet but I'm gonna point and laugh as loud as I can when I do

I want this to be what every Cybertruck driver sees whenever they're behind the wheel or yoke or whatever the hell a Cybertruck has.

As is right and proper

At least one of them lives up road from me. When I see it, I expect the driver to be a super-sized Fisher-Price Little People toy, driving around in their super-sized toy truck, living in the blissful ignorance of a sheltered childhood.

The tears of a CyberTruck owner would be appropriate.

The owner's manual specifically warns against crying on your Cybertruck to avoid unnecessary corrosion.

An anthem for the 21st century: "Cybertruck Owners Don't Cry."

It's a pretty expensive truck with significant flaws that doesn't do truck things or anything exciting that's not been done before (which might excuse the significant quality issues), made by a company run by a guy who can't keep his right arm down. I can't imagine why it's not widely admired.

I'm not very good at art, so just bought a stencil of a massive cock.

Use vinegar instead of straight water, that'll speed things up.

I wonder if pee would work too??

That’s an experiment between you and your god

Let’s just see.

Nature will provide

I'm just not sure I have that level of control. ... but then, there's only one way to find out

If I remember high school correctly, gasoline works on grass, so it seems like…actually, I forgot how flammable they are, that might be attempted murder, retracted

you can just use ketchup or mustard too, especially if it's gonna sit overnight

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Good to know!

Gotta bet they don’t have a jar of Barkeeper’s Friend or Bon Ami on hand.

That’s the thing they’ll never know until it starts to rust into the car

I like the cut of your jib 😈

*slaps roof of cybertruck* You can fit so much bologna on this baby!

or just use your finger! a little sweat goes a long way.

How to draw a vulva though?

They wouldn’t know what it is anyway

I believe in education

Samsies! I think I found you some options, depending how good you are with a super soaker (or spray bottle, whatever). You can also add an arrow or circle the clit, because the goal is to learn. Someone also suggested glue sticks, choices!

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You win! Of course, salted water would just work as well for vulvas as for penises! Ain't this truck great?

What about the juice of melon husk?

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