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in my game, you will be able to romance every single npc, enemy, item, spell, level, texture, etc
finally a game that lets me make out with brick walls like i do irl
taking the song brick house literally
Idk, but you know I’m going to spend 500 hours grinding seaweed salads to give her to get that next heart event
ive fallen for my own slowly increasing jealousy meter
Girl who’s in love with the ocarina of time forest wall texture and girl who’s in love with being jealous of the previously mentioned girl’s love for the ocarina of time forest wall texture (they’re in love)
is it bad that i knew what this was IMMEDIATELY
It just means your a woman of taste 🌳
This shows practically nothing, but is so evocative
“I’m in love with you hero-senpai”
“I love you too dungeon1_cobblestoneFloorTexture3”
Can I romance the game mechanics? Like the abstract notion of "character level" or "hit points"?
absolutely, but just know that "buff stacking" has a troubled past and needs a sensitive soul
Caves of Qud when????? @unormal.bsky.social
Marrying the options menu. I like to keep my options open.
In the end credits all the developers names should be links to dm them
I want to send flowers to a soft beverage, then make out with the flowers.
You encounter a mimic:
Fuck
Marry
Kill
Finally. The 42 romance line
"Damn...is that a popcorn ceiling? How you doing?"
that sand on the beach be looking kinda thicc right now ngl
You mean bush #17 can finally be mine?
only if you can be polyamorous
can i romance the menus
@angeloslh.bsky.social
You can't romance *my* menus, I will not permit it
My soda cans tho, sure
but would you want to romance someone else's, as offered above
Me personally? No. If that's your thing, have fun!
Finally, nothing will stand between me and rock_mossy_4.png
Really looking forward to romancing the grass texture.
My soulmate is the unique ring found in an urn in a random tomb in the map's northwest corner
I really want to carry on an affair with the face width slider
I am so unironically down for a game where you can randomly decide to woo your nemesis.
what about things that aren't in the gamr
I always wanted to romance Lightning Bolt!
Will we be able to perform polygonilingus?
Fit for a King (2019, Kitfox Games) didn't *quite* pull that off...
The Disgaea of dating sims: Datesgaea
You never have to complain about the dom shortage again if your sweetheart is charm person
This texture could fix me
