Tuesday Badell

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i really thought this time was gonna be different.

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Raising Canes toast is simply too good

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Nonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny! We owe you probably between $50-100 on average.

I'm having a not-so-fun day

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Sticker Mule is both A) A more expensive option and B) Run by a trophy-hunting, Trump-worshiping Qultist. You have other options! Check this spreadsheet! (And while we're at it: ditch U-LINE. Also unfathomably awful people.)

all I had to do was click on one sticker ad on IG and suddenly my feed was full of other sticker ads. I clicked on them all and did the math for you. The best small-run samples pricing is at SlapCo; best overall pricing is at Sticker Cyborg or Sticker OG Factory. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Sticker Pricingdocs.google.com Sticker Pricing Sticker Size/Type,Qty, Price , Price Ea. StickerMule,3 x 3 (Samples),10, $ 9.00 , $ 0.90 StickerMule,3 x 3 (Typical Vinyl),100, $ 94.00 , $ 0.94 StickerMule,3 x 3 (Typical Vinyl),2...

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Sticker Mule bad @wildeprints.com good That’s the skeet

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*sigh* Time to find a new sticker manufacturer.

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Hey, a reminder I give people every now and then: a friend of mine got blackout drunk and emailed Bush on the night of the 2000 election and said “I’m going to kill you and you’ll never find me.” Six hours later he was in cuffs and it cost him thousands in legal fees and he’s still on a list.

I am so so so excited to fill up my library holds from this list 🤩 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The 100 Best Books of the 21st Centurywww.nytimes.com As voted on by 503 book lovers — with a little help from the staff of The New York Times Book Review.

I love Food Truck Friday more than almost anything else

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I'm pretty good at gifts

Still need to find a place of honor for the best trophy I’ve ever received thanks to @americanoonline.com

I saw Kinds of Kindness this afternoon and I have literally no words other than "weird!" and "huh?" I don't even know whether I'd recommend y'all go watch it or not. Bizarre.

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If you have ever been in any Unpub space, you benefitted from the infectious enthusiasm and big brain brilliance that Anthony Amato brought to everything he touched. We miss him every day, and are delighted that Nicole finished BOOM Patrol 💘 🎲✂️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/smi...

BOOM Patrol - Superstar Tank Battling Action. Arcade-style!www.kickstarter.com Crush buildings, find power-ups and make things go BOOM! - with your favorite celebrity tank captain at the helm!

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Yeah I’m trans. Tired Really Tired Abnormally Tired Never Not Tired So Fucking Tired

This is the most meme-able kitten I have ever had

I got bit!!

the inside out characters in my head

Mom is thinking about nursing again!!!!! 😻😻😻😻😻

Have you ever heard a sound that you liked on a podcast? BMC probably made that sound. Please help bring episode 3 of their Rescore Everything project to life. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bre...

Rescore the Opening Car Chase from Mad Max - Fury Roadwww.kickstarter.com Erasing 12 minutes of audio and writing new music/FX for the purpose of amusing you

It's live!!!!!!!

One of my favorite humans is doing weird shit again!! Breakmaster Cylinder is, no contest, the weirdest person I have the pleasure of calling "friend". www.kickstarter.com/projects/bre... Please go "save" this prelaunch page, it really does help a campaign!

Coming soon: Rescore the Opening Car Chase from Mad Max - Fury Roadwww.kickstarter.com Erasing 12 minutes of audio and writing new music/FX for the purpose of amusing you

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what crimes would you do if you were Joe Biden this morning I think I would hold up a bank while wearing a Joe Biden mask and then remove it to reveal it is also Joe Biden under the mask

Someone climbed 16 steep stairs to break the statue of my dead cat overnight. Wtf.

I have six new little dudes and their mom is rejecting them. ❤️‍🩹 If you're able please send us money or kitten stuff because rejected babies are EXPENSIVE and they fade FAST. Video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN6ptVLx/

Okay as much as I hate it here I would like to celebrate that we still (for now) live somewhere that you can write this shit about the president and not go to jail. Little a free speech, as a treat.

Defending her 81-year-old husband in the wake of his highly criticized debate performance, first lady Jill Biden reportedly assured an audience of Democratic donors Monday that she “hit[s] that on the daily,” referring to President Joe Biden.

Jill Biden: ‘I Hit That On The Daily’www.theonion.com EAST HAMPTON, NY—Defending her 81-year-old husband in the wake of his highly criticized debate performance, first lady Jill Biden reportedly assured an audience of Democratic donors Monday that she “h...

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my advice to everyone is just make something analog, doesn't matter what, just create something new with your hands and brain doesn't need to be inspired, doesn't need to be good even- just making something flips switches in your brain and makes life better

Do you say grocery store or super market? Are they different?

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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.

Paul doesn't want to see it, so if you do, DM me, to keep it off the timeline

Do y'all want to see the rash? It looks like someone bit me 🤣

I have developed an allergy to underarm deodorant for the second time in the last 6 months. If I keep this up there won't be any I can use by 2026. At least it's not super expensive to toss them all and try a new brand.

@magpie.tips ???

currently in tears over these two dogs