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back when Elden Ring first came out and everyone was talking about it, I made this quick pixel art of what I guessed it was about
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I still haven't played it but over on twitter people assured me that I guessed correctly
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Plus the “hey old man, you gonna sit there and write other stuff instead of finishing those books? Right, got it” Ring.
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sometimes I feel that he just loves hurting me, specifically
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I think that once *I* stop a project it stops being real in my head. Plus that show turned a fun project into a mess with a big pile of money attached. Now he doesn’t care and just wants to write his little DND campaigns.
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This makes me giggle a lot because in Latin the words for ring (ānus) and an old woman (anus) are the same, and it’s one of their more frequent puns
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this makes me laugh on like five different levels and I'm not sure which one is my favorite honestly I think it's the beard hanging down into the circle, just a wonderful image
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I’d play this version. There could be some fun mechanics in a game where your character is a ring.
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I knew I was old as a gamer when I played ER for 15 minutes, hit the first fight and was like NOPE FUCK THIS and uninstalled and refunded
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Was it the giant guy on horseback
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this guy’s move set is absolutely punishing
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do not get stuck in the ring he will one-shot you
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oh, hee hee hee! ty for sharing this delight
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I'd love an Elder Ring game fr
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Clearly a less puerile mind than mine since your guess was entirely SFW 🤣
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To be perfectly clear you weren't far off
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This made me crack up while sick at 6 am! Woo!!!
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I heckin wish it was about that and not me dying over and over in a cave trying to get all my stuff less than 30 seconds into the game until I uninstall it with malice in my heart & pout around.
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I still don’t know anything about it so this is now canon for me.
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Lmao this is amazing how did I never see this
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hehe, thanks! It kinda blew up on twitter too, had no idea it would be so popular
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You’re not wrong tho
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I'm gonna show this to my son and he will either laugh his ass off, or implode with rage :) it's adorable tho!
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there’s some squid based xenocolonialism and some truly epic gaslighting but yeah you basically got the gist
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is this what allosexuals mean when they talk about an O face?