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Anybody else have a Velcro cat I was putting on mascara at a friend’s place and their cat decided I’m furniture I’m 85% sure this one is Niko such a sweet looking kitty, an honor to be chosen as cat furniture You might have to go around like this forever now because that's too cute to ever stop. I would love to blame my posture on this cat Yes, and he's very stabby leaning forward gives just enough of a surface for sitting What a wonderful picture! This happened earlier today. He’s a former stray we adopted 2 weeks ago. I think he’s getting comfortable. Yes I have one who velcros atop office chairs, can’t pry him off existential questions racing though that tiny brain
or, "did I forget to rake the litter box?" he knows yr talking shit about him on the internet I think he looks more like he accidentally peeked at the internet over my shoulder and did not feel good about humanity "fucken humans am i right?" No, but I do have a barnacle pup My cat frequently disregards personal space Today's velcro boy prefers Hat Mode, rakish, cozy angle I'd find it hard to argue Arguing with a cat is a terrible idea If I were to stand up write now, she'd stick (although I think she's also in liquid mode here) Also, yes I know how to spell "right" My daughter named her Slim, and I renamed her Fat Girl Slim Being a cat table is my higher purpose Yes and I’m not thrilled about his positioning choices right now I mean, most of the time he’s nice about it. Never heard of that, totally new idea for me
RIP to my sweetest and most annoying buddy aww what a precious baby 💜 so sorry for your loss Less Velcro, more Superglue. That's five scalpels sunk into my leg because I tried to move my foot 😭 
